The Liverpool Joke thread.... let them commence!

[Gabriel_Hurl]

having fun in here by yourself?

[SlimShady]

I am indeed, but its nice of you to drop in-you cant resist can you?

I hear Michael Jackson has signed for Liverpool, apparently the chance to get spanked by 11 kids was just too tempting to turn down!

[The Real Laoislad]

Where's the jokes now........Liverpool 2 - 0 Chelsea

[The Real Laoislad]

? all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

[Norf Tyrone]

all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

Yes we are 'quite'.

Edited to suggest that that was probably a crap joke, and want I really want to say but can't think of a witty way of putting it is that Liverpool's season highlight was probably today. Out of 3 competitions already, and very unlikely in the 4th...and it's only January.

[J70]

all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

Yes we are 'quite'.

Edited to suggest that that was probably a crap joke, and want I really want to say but can't think of a witty way of putting it is that Liverpool's season highlight was probably today. Out of 3 competitions already, and very unlikely in the 4th...and it's only January.

Meeowwww!

[deiseach]

all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

Yes we are 'quite'.

Edited to suggest that that was probably a crap joke, and want I really want to say but can't think of a witty way of putting it is that Liverpool's season highlight was probably today. Out of 3 competitions already, and very unlikely in the 4th...and it's only January.

Meeowwww!

Not so much catty as bitchy, I'd say.

[Norf Tyrone]

Not so much catty as bitchy, I'd say.

Your probably right.....have I mellowed today? Have I f***.

[The Real Laoislad]

?? Very quite in here

[The Real Laoislad]

all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

Yes we are 'quite'.

Edited to suggest that that was probably a crap joke, and want I really want to say but can't think of a witty way of putting it is that Liverpool's season highlight was probably today. Out of 3 competitions already, and very unlikely in the 4th...and it's only January.

[Armamike]

 Liverpool 2 Barcelona 1

f**king hilarious alright 

C'mon the reds.

[The Real Laoislad]

Gone very quite around here these days

[The Real Laoislad]

all quite on the liverpool jokes aren't we

Yes we are 'quite'.

Edited to suggest that that was probably a crap joke, and want I really want to say but can't think of a witty way of putting it is that Liverpool's season highlight was probably today. Out of 3 competitions already, and very unlikely in the 4th...and it's only January.

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[brokencrossbar1]

In fairness Laoislad, they have won the Carling Cup!