Sleepwalking

[Farrandeelin]

ANybody know the rationale behind we sometimes sleepwalk. Last night, I went for a wander around the apartment but I was asleep and remembdr waking up sitting on the couch at 4.30. I'm just wondering why we sometimes sleepwalk and could it happen to me again anytime soon.

[Uladh]

only happens me when i'm over tired

[balladmaker]

Only when very drunk 

[Puckoon]

I was awakened one morning around 3am (not drunk, or hungover or anything) by something wet splashing against my legs. Upon opening my eyes, I realised I was standing upright infront of a mirror swaying from side to side pissing all over the wooden floor of my brothers room. Freaked me out. Brother never moved a muscle which made me wonder if it happened all the time. But I couldnt ask him, so I cleaned everything up, showered and went back to bed.

[Zapatista]

I awoke one time in my neighbours car after sleepwalking. I used to sleepwalk often as a child mostly when I had a flu or something. Thankfully I haven't done it for a long time (excluding when drunk).

[Hardy]

Me brother's wife up woke one night to find him with his arse sticking out of the hot press and a rake of tools scattered around the floor as he tried to dismantle the copper cylinder in his sleep. Another night, he tried to get into his sister-in-law's bed. In his sleep, of course. At least that's what he says.

"They" say you should be careful when waking up a person who's sleepwalking. Anyone know anything about that?

[johnneycool]

I know of a lad who was staying in a B&B near the RDS after a Bruce Springsteen concert, went for a sleepwalk and pissed all over the woman who runs the B&B's bed. He knew nothing about it until she told him the next morning at breakfast and wanted an extra 10 punts to wash the linen.   

[Donagh]

Tried to take non existent contact lens out one night while sleepwalking. That was sore the next day.

[Bud Wiser]

I saw Stephen Cluxton do it twice in Croke Park, once against Laois and then last year as well.  One day I saw him wander off as far as the forty metre line and he only woke up when all the crowd started shouting at him.

[Hardy]

 

[AZOffaly]

The Cork goalkeeper was at the same lark. He was p*ssing in the corner backs wardrobe when Donaghy scored the second goal.

[Croí na hÉireann]

Happens to one of my mates when pissed. Were in Paris for the Ireland match years ago and made sure I didn't share the same room as him. Good thing too as his room mate was woken up in the early hours by him taking a slash into the wardrobe... 

Had to make an early escape from a B&B down in Tralee years ago due to a mysterious stain appearing on the carpet during de night...

[his holiness nb]

Apparantly when his holiness was about 5 he sleepwalked into his parents room and pissed all over the two of them. 

[mackers]

Hardy, you were asking why it's a bad idea to waken someone who is sleepwalking, I fell into the bath one night while sleep walking and it scared the sh1te out of me, coming out of a deep sleep not knowing what the hell was going on, if I'd a dicky heart there would have been trouble.

[Hardy]

I see your point. It has me worried now about what should I do the next time da brudder comes to stay (he's the only sleepwalker I know) if I find him above on the roof in his sleep adjusting the aerial or something.