favourite/best nicknames???

[kinghen]

what is the funniest/best nickname you know for someone??
i'm sur there's a few of them about but theres a fella from a club not too far away from me who is called "bungalow" because he has nothing upstairs!!

[Onion Bag]

Heard of a chap called one ball, for obvious reasons, i thought it was terrible

[unforgiven]

i know a boy called 'thrush' cause he's an irritating ****

[unforgiven]

another boy called 'KitKat' McCloskey cause he's missing a digit on one of his hands

[kinghen]

i like the really cryptic one's, this will prob be lost on most of you but i know a fella who has a big nose, we used to call him buffy, it started off as Snout-Master-General, which is the same initials as Sarah-Michelle-Gellar, who played the vampire slaying hottie-buffy!!!
he had no idea for ages why we were calling him buffy

[buglebhoy]

Heard of a chap called one ball, for obvious reasons, i thought it was terrible

Where'd you hear this? i've a best mate called one ball, he got the nickname in belfast as a student when he went for a checkup down below and the nurse found it difficult to find his left nut but apparently it was pushed up towards his stomach, funny as fcuk when he's called it!!

[Yes I Would]

A young girl beside me answers to the name of "Fishy" - God love her.

[bingobus]

There was a lad from Emyvale called "football head" for the obvious reason his head looked like a football.

[ziggysego]

I've a mate from Fermanagh nicknamed Bla. No-one knows why, including him.

[loughshore lad]

Some great ones out our way, one of my favourites is a young lad called the coffin - his father is an undertaker  

[5 Sams]

John Eales, the Aussie Egg Chaser was called "Nobody". Apparently he was a fussy hoor who did everything just right and left no margin for error, etc, etc,etc.....hence "Nobody's Perfect"....I thought it was quite good.

[Puckoon]

I think there's a fella who plays for St Galls and he goes by Mickey Chicken wing - due to a shortened arm.

[charlie stubbs]

boy from portadown called "dogbox" coz he slept in a kennel one night!!

[gallsman]

I think there's a fella who plays for St Galls and he goes by Mickey Chicken wing - due to a shortened arm.

Rossa, and a cracking hurler he is too.

[billy the kid]

another boy called 'KitKat' McCloskey cause he's missing a digit on one of his hands

I can confirm this one as he lives about 2 or 3 miles from me.

Also that Fella from Belfast was called "Micky Wing" and then because he was a right decent hurler it became "Crispy Wing" instead of "Cristy Ring"

In Banagher in North Derry there is a whole selection of weird names and here are some i Know of hand.

Hardone, Bullfrog, Crowbar, Lee-Bar,  Bent,  And from the one family - squidgy, Anggy, Mudgy, Rambo