favourite/best nicknames???

[ballinaman]

The town slut used to be called  Willy Box 

[Radda bout yeee]

Some my favourite ones from our football team:

Chocolate - Cause if he was made of chocolate he would eat himself
Grafter - Real hard trainer
Saucepans - he's a goalie - as in saucepan hands

[LostInSpace]

Two polish men working for a well known construction outfit, turned up to work first day, so whats your name "AZZIFFZK" and " KizoAJSfsK", they were known from then on as North Pole and South Pole.

[LostInSpace]

A list of knicknames from the one village in Antrim with a population of about 1000.

Doda
Stumpy
Wingnut
Onion
Shitty/Jesus
Mucksy
Major
Ballbag
Farmer
2Can
Jazz
Farmer Joe
Kerry Tam
Town mouse
Sleepy
Slidy
Sniper
Tiptoes
Snoutman
The Cousin
The Sister (mans gf looks like his sister, no relation)
St Tropez Man


There are actually loads more, brains just not working today

[seafoid]

Some of the cricket nicknames are class

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_in_cricket

Kumar Shri Duleepsinhji — Mr Smith
Harbhajan Singh —The Turbanator
Bert Ironmonger — Dainty
Lasith Malinga — Malinga The Slinga
Lloyd Mash — Bangers
Mpumelelo Mbangwa — Pommie
Mfuneko Ngam — Chew
Jeetan Patel — Dave
Monde Zondeki — All hands