Things that make you go What the F**k?

[The Real Laoislad]

Article in today's Irish News about a three month old kitten called Kim being sexually assualted in Co Down (no "pussy" jokes please!!).
Sanctuary manager Heather Oliver said that the kitten had been the victim of deliberate sexual assault and had suffered pelvic fractures and hip and soft tissue damage!!WTF!!

Was it hairy or shaved?

[Hotrocks]

Tyrones own, every time he writes on this board.

[lawnseed]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

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WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Her and I were made to be photographed together...

[lawnseed]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Her and I were made to be photographed together...

i'm picturing eve as a backing singer in skunk anansie wonder what she'd look like with her head shaved.. oohhh lorrrdd!

[DrinkingHarp]

Man caught with Horse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654



Man sentenced for sex act on horse at Devon stablesA man was caught on a covert infra-red camera performing a sex act on a horse at a stable in Devon.

Derek Woods was caught when he triggered alarms at the stable which had been set up by police after they were alerted by the animal's owner.

Woods, 26 and originally from Glasgow, admitted charges of animal cruelty and one of committing a sex act on a horse.

Sentencing him to a supervision order, the judge said Woods had acted in a deviant and depraved way.

Police were first alerted by the horse's owner in December 2009 when she found Woods asleep in a barn.

'Isolated' man

Fake CCTV cameras and a loud alarm were installed in an attempt to keep him away but they were unsuccessful and the owner noticed injuries to the horse in February 2010.

Det Con Darren Campbell said covert surveillance was then used.

"The alarm sensors were taken apart, camouflaged and fixed to the stable door and a tiny covert camera and infra-red lamp set up inside with the recording equipment hidden in a nearby tack room," he said.

Woods, of Alphington Road, Exeter, was caught in August 2010 when he activated the alarm and camera.

Defence counsel Nigel Wraith said: "Woods is unable or unwilling to talk about the reasons behind his offending, it is difficult for anybody to fathom out what the reasons would be.

"He feels complete and utter shame at the position he finds himself in and is embarrassed beyond words."

His barrister described him as an "isolated" man with a drink problem.

In addition to the 24-month supervision order, Woods was ordered to undergo treatment for alcohol dependency.

He was also banned from going within a one-mile radius of the horse owner's stables and fields.

[JUst retired]

I wonder who put him up to it?

[BennyHarp]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

What were you expecting when you googled "7ft tall model"?

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Derry taxi driver in Buncrana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5LcUui_u-U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Dougal]

http://www.logiccool.com/blog/591281-lone-nepali-soldier-defends-potential-rape-victim-against-40-men/

I hear chuck norris checks in his closet for this guy at night.talk about hard as f**king nails

[wherefromreferee?]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Turns out 'she' used to be a 'he'

How do you feel now Lawnseed? 

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WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Turns out 'she' used to be a 'he'

How do you feel now Lawnseed? 

[Medic]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8264782/Cat-ordered-to-do-jury-service.html

Cat ordered to do jury service
A cat has been summoned to do jury service, even after his owners told the court he was "unable to speak and understand English".

Anna Esposito, wrote to Suffolk Superior Crown Court in Boston, US, to explain that a mistake had been made, but a jury commissioner replied saying the cat, named Tabby Sal, "must attend" on March 23.

Mrs Esposito had included a letter from her vet confirming that the cat was "a domestic short-haired neutered feline".

Tabby Sal had been entered by Mrs Esposito under the 'pets' section of the last census. "When they ask him guilty or not guilty? What's he supposed to say - miaow?" She said.

"Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last Census form under pets but there has clearly been a mix-up."

A website for the US judicial system states that jurors are "not expected to speak perfect English".

[The Real Laoislad]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Turns out 'she' used to be a 'he'

Is this true?

[Tony Baloney]

WTF google 7ft tall model     AMAZON EVE

Turns out 'she' used to be a 'he'

Is this true?

You getting worried?