Things that make you go What the F**k?

[pintsofguinness]

you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?

I'm always nearly the first in the queue, because I haven't the patience to stand and look at every bollocks arguing with the check in people about the size of their bag and listening to shite, I'd much rather get on to the plane and find a nice sit and sit queitly and pray there's no children, smelly people or wankers going to sit near me.
Same when getting off the plane, I want to get off it and get on my way!

[ziggysego]

you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?

I'm always nearly the first in the queue, because I haven't the patience to stand and look at every bollocks arguing with the check in people about the size of their bag and listening to shite, I'd much rather get on to the plane and find a nice sit and sit queitly and pray there's no children, smelly people or w**kers going to sit near me.
Same when getting off the plane, I want to get off it and get on my way!

Wouldn't it make more sense to go on last and find a seat that isn't near children, smelly people or wankers, than to go on first to pray none sit near you?

[pintsofguinness]

if I go on last I'll only have a couple of choices on the seats and I generally have the ball and chain with me too and she has to get sitting beside me

[EagleLord]

Agreed, makes abosolutely no sense at all.

Likewise, why do 90% of the passengers feel the need to stand up as soon as the plane has come to a stop. There's at least a 5 minute wait waiting for the doors to open. Just sit the hell down and wait patiently and then everyone can disemabark in a civilised fashion.

I really really really hate that!!

[thebigfella]

you get to the airport,check in and get your seat number,you are sitting waiting for boarding,they annouce that my flight will be boarding shortly,next thing you know you have a stampede to the gate what ta f**k?,you have your seat number,the plane aint going anywhere until everybody has boarded why the f**king stampede?

That always amazes me too. Why do people feel better jostling in a queue for 10-15 minutes than sitting down reading their book or whatever?

I'm always nearly the first in the queue, because I haven't the patience to stand and look at every bollocks arguing with the check in people about the size of their bag and listening to shite, I'd much rather get on to the plane and find a nice sit and sit queitly and pray there's no children, smelly people or w**kers going to sit near me.
Same when getting off the plane, I want to get off it and get on my way!

You didn't read that post before you felt the need to comment. You don't need to (or are allowed to) find a nice place if your already allocated a seat, that was the initial point being made.

[pintsofguinness]

I know you said about the seat number but even with that I'd be the same.
I like to be settled, find somewhere close to put my bag etc.

[Hedley Lamarr]

I know you said about the seat number but even with that I'd be the same.
I like to be settled, find somewhere close to put my bag etc.

Put her in the overhead locker

[pintsofguinness]

I know you said about the seat number but even with that I'd be the same.
I like to be settled, find somewhere close to put my bag etc.

Put her in the overhead locker

[rosnarun]

Agreed, makes abosolutely no sense at all.

Likewise, why do 90% of the passengers feel the need to stand up as soon as the plane has come to a stop. There's at least a 5 minute wait waiting for the doors to open. Just sit the hell down and wait patiently and then everyone can disemabark in a civilised fashion.

I really really really hate that!!

understandable if you've just come of a 10 hour flight and just wanna get the f**k out of there

[mannix]

and then the people that think we are all in this together and try to make small talk or stretch themselves while waiting to use the toilet and stare down through the plane while stretching. Sit down you stupid fat bastard.

[Hardy]

What about the people who applaud when the plane lands? What did they expect?

[isourboydownyet]

What about the people who applaud when the plane lands? What did they expect?

,and the flight is from belfast to edinburgh

[The Real Laoislad]

I was stopped at traffic lights on the way to a job this morning when my attention was caught by this fella running to get a bus.
The thing that made me go what the f**k was the sight of him running with his hands in is pants pockets, it struck me as being odd that surely if he had taken his hands out he would have been able run faster,and he also looked a bit of a t**t trying to run that way,it wasn't just a short sprint either he had a good 300 yards to run to catch the bus, as it happened he missed his bus which was good enough for him really the stupid gimp.

Btw It must be from working on various building sites for the last 15 years but I think anyone that walks around with their hands in their pockets is a sure sign of laziness.

[Puckoon]

Teeth - the movie.

[AZOffaly]

This could be in the AMerican Sports thread as well, but ESPN Analyst, and host of the Football today Podcast Jeremy Green was arrested with Child Porn, drugs and drug paraphenalia. (sp?).

Holy Jaysus. (Anyone that doesn't know who he is - apologies).