Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Puckoon]

Everyone likes a little Octopussy.

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Everyone likes a little Octopussy.

[Celt_Man]

Everyone likes a little Octopussy.

fookin hell

[Gabriel_Hurl]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Man used penis to assault female police officer

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident. /quote]

[Doogie Browser]

Yeah I spilled some coffee over myself officer! I wasn't cracking one out with the windows open, honestly 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/foyle_and_west/8588579.stm

Crash driver who hit pensioners 'had no trousers' 
 
A man was driving with no trousers when he careered across the road and crashed into an oncoming car injuring two pensioners, a court has heard.

Colm Nibbs, a father of three, from Trentagh, Letterkenny, admitted careless driving and was banned for a year at Donegal Circuit Court.

The court was told Nibbs spent his 30th birthday in hospital.

In the next bed was the 69-year-old man from the other car, who suffered very serious injuries.

Nibbs, a father-of-three, admitted careless driving at Barnesmore Gap, Donegal, on 9 September 2007.

His car hit the car in which the elderly man and his wife were travelling.

Nibbs told gardaí that he had opened a can of a caffeine drink while driving and spilled it onto his jeans.

He then removed the jeans to put them near the car heater and continued driving.

Nibbs told the court on Thursday that he had thought every day about the damage he had done.

The judge said there was no evidence of speed or reckless driving and that Nibbs may have bent down to pick up the jeans for a split second.

Nibbs was fined 500 euros, ordered to do 100 hours' community service and banned from driving for a year.

[Celt_Man]

Jaysus 14 and 15 year olds... fooks sake

Nine charged over Irish teen's death in US
Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:12

Nine teenagers have been charged in the US in connection with the death of a Co Clare schoolgirl in Massachusetts earlier this year.

Seven of the accused are girls and three of the nine are juveniles.

Four girls and two boys face charges including statutory rape, assault and stalking.
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15-year old Phoebe Prince, who was originally from Fanore in west Clare, took her own life on 14 January.

She had allegedly endured weeks of bullying on the social networking forum Facebook, via text messages and in the corridors of South Hadley High School.

The teenager and her family had moved from Fanore in to South Hadley, where they have relatives, last year.

District Attorney in South Hadley, Elizabeth Scheibel, said that the the accuseds' 'relentless activity directed toward Phoebe designed to humiliate her and to make it impossible for her to remain at school'.

She went on to say that: 'their conduct far exceeded the limits of normal teenage relationship related quarrels'.

[Celt_Man]

Jaysus it's actually worse than I thought....  WTF is wrong with these people



The untouchable Mean Girls

By Kevin Cullen
Globe Columnist / January 24, 2010

Like a lot of kids her age, Phoebe Prince was a swan, always beautiful and sometimes awkward.

Last fall, she moved from Ireland into western Massachusetts, a new town, a new high school, a new country, a new culture. She was 15, when all that matters is being liked and wearing the right clothes and just fitting in.

She was a freshman and she had a brief fling with a senior, a football player, and for this she became the target of the Mean Girls, who decided then and there that Phoebe didn't know her place and that Phoebe would pay.

Kids can be mean, but the Mean Girls took it to another level, according to students and parents. They followed Phoebe around, calling her a slut. When they wanted to be more specific, they called her an Irish slut.

The name-calling, the stalking, the intimidation was relentless.

Ten days ago, Phoebe was walking home from school when one of the Mean Girls drove by in a car. An insult and an energy drink can came flying out the car window in Phoebe's direction.

Phoebe kept walking, past the abuse, past the can, past the white picket fence, into her house. Then she walked into a closet and hanged herself. Her 12-year-old sister found her.

You would think this would give the bullies who hounded Phoebe some pause. Instead, they went on Facebook and mocked her in death.

They told State Police detectives they did nothing wrong, had nothing to do with Phoebe killing herself.

And then they went right back to school and started badmouthing Phoebe.

They had a dance, a cotillion, at the Log Cabin in Holyoke two days after Phoebe's sister found her in the closet, and some who were there say one of the Mean Girls bragged about how she played dumb with the detectives who questioned her.

Last week, one of the Springfield TV stations sent a crew to South Hadley High to talk to the kids.

One girl was interviewed on camera, and she said what was common knowledge: that bullies were stalking the corridors of South Hadley High.

As soon as the TV crew was out of sight, one of the Mean Girls came up and slammed the girl who had been interviewed against a locker and punched her in the head.

The Mean Girls are pretty, and popular, and play sports.

So far, they appear to be untouchable, too.

South Hadley is a nice, comfortable middle-class suburb that hugs the Connecticut River nearby and a certain attitude.

"Things like this aren't supposed to happen in South Hadley,'' said Darby O'Brien, a high school parent, wondering why the bullies who tormented Phoebe are still in school. "And so instead of confronting the evil among us, the reality that there are bullies roaming the corridors at South Hadley High, people are blaming the victim, looking for excuses why a 15-year-old girl would do this. People are in denial.''

School officials say there are three investigations going on. They say these things take time.

That doesn't explain why the Mean Girls who tortured Phoebe remain in school, defiant, unscathed.

"What kind of message does this send to the good kids?'' O'Brien asked. "How many kids haven't come forward to tell what they know because they see the bullies walking around untouched?''

They were supposed to hold a big meeting on Tuesday to talk about all this, but now that's off for a couple of weeks.

O'Brien is thinking about going to that meeting and suggesting that they have the kids who bullied Phoebe look at the autopsy photos.

"Let them see what a kid who hung herself looks like,'' he said.

Last week, Phoebe was supposed to visit Ireland, where she grew up, and she was excited because she was going to see her father for the first time in months.

She did end up going back to Ireland after all, and when her father saw her she was in a casket.

Phoebe's family decided to bury her in County Clare. They wanted an ocean between her and the people who hounded her to the grave.

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Girl sells sister, 7, for sex

A 15-year-old sold her seven-year-old sister for sex in New Jersey



A 15-year-old sold her seven-year-old sister for sex with up to seven men at a party near their home in New Jersey.

Police said the child later got dressed and two strangers walked her home. She was treated at a hospital.

The teenager, who stayed behind, also took money to have sex with others at the party in an apartment on Sunday.

She has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Her name was not released because of her age.

Police are trying to track down those who attended the party.

The girls' parents reported them missing on Sunday afternoon and police were at the home when the seven-year-old returned.

[Celt_Man]

Girl sells sister, 7, for sex

A 15-year-old sold her seven-year-old sister for sex in New Jersey



A 15-year-old sold her seven-year-old sister for sex with up to seven men at a party near their home in New Jersey.

Police said the child later got dressed and two strangers walked her home. She was treated at a hospital.

The teenager, who stayed behind, also took money to have sex with others at the party in an apartment on Sunday.

She has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Her name was not released because of her age.

Police are trying to track down those who attended the party.

The girls' parents reported them missing on Sunday afternoon and police were at the home when the seven-year-old returned.

Jaysus... Almost unbelievable...

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Hate reading stuff like this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8598626.stm

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Hate reading stuff like this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8598626.stm

That's truly horrific!! How have they only searched the home a year later??

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Some strange laws regarding sex in the US

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, nencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, and masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal--unless performed for profit--however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy--provided only the missionary position has been applied--is only a misdemeanor.
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

This is expecting a little bit much from a trip to Lourdes.

[pintsofguinness]

I was just going to post that story myself! mad!

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

This is expecting a little bit much from a trip to Lourdes.

Did anyone else think?