Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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ziggysego

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pintsofguinness

that apartment reminds me of the time I was watching one of them property shows and the woman on there was complaining that the bathroom in some house was too small and there was only room for one person in it.  How many people was she planning on being in the bathroom at the one time? that's my question.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

windyshepardhenderson

Quote from: pintsofguinness on January 10, 2010, 07:38:09 PM
that apartment reminds me of the time I was watching one of them property shows and the woman on there was complaining that the bathroom in some house was too small and there was only room for one person in it.  How many people was she planning on being in the bathroom at the one time? that's my question.
this raises a very serious issue. you could suffer a heart attack/seizure/fit etc whilst in the loo. how is the paramedic meant to treat you?? huh huh? what you say to that? would u rather be left to die?
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pintsofguinness

Quote from: windyshepardhenderson on January 10, 2010, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on January 10, 2010, 07:38:09 PM
that apartment reminds me of the time I was watching one of them property shows and the woman on there was complaining that the bathroom in some house was too small and there was only room for one person in it.  How many people was she planning on being in the bathroom at the one time? that's my question.
this raises a very serious issue. you could suffer a heart attack/seizure/fit etc whilst in the loo. how is the paramedic meant to treat you?? huh huh? what you say to that? would u rather be left to die?
they could pull you out of it, problem solved.
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ziggysego

A WTF, but a funny one  :D

A man has admitted wearing military medals he did not earn at an Armistice Day parade in Warwickshire.

Roger Day, 61, of Church Street, Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, was arrested after he was seen wearing 17 medals at the parade in Bedworth on 11 November.

He pleaded guilty at Nuneaton Magistrates' Court to unlawfully using military decoration.

The court heard how Day had started to make up stories to impress his new wife, who was 24 years younger.

He was sentenced to carry out 60 hours of community service.

Organisers of the parade, Bedworth Armistice Day Association, said they became suspicious of Day's 17 medals, which included awards for serving in World War II, the Military Medal, and SAS badges.

They said no person could have lived long enough to have collected so many medals.

Day, who worked as a carpenter, was videoed appearing in the parade.

He was prosecuted under the 1955 Army Act.

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Hardy

Some country where it's a crime to wear a medal.

Milltown Row2

Why do delivery men deliver things during the day when a lot of people work??? if you don't get it then ya have to pick it up at some depot 25 miles away.

can understand delivering to business but to homes during those hours is just silly.

>:( >:(

None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

pintsofguinness

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8454802.stm
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A man who shoplifted more than £6,000 of goods from Ikea including a bed and a wardrobe has been given a suspended jail sentence.

Jason Millar, 27, of Lyndhurst View Road in Belfast pleaded guilty to shoplifting from a superstore in the city on 12 separate occasions.

The offences took place between July and August 2009.

Millar was spared immediate imprisonment after the court heard of his psychiatric difficulties.

CCTV cameras captured the defendant by-passing checkouts and wheeling trolleys loaded with furniture out of the store. Prosecutors said the total value of goods stolen was £6,350.

A defence lawyer told Belfast Magistrates' Court most of the items were still in flatpacks and brought back to the retailer.

He described how some were in the defendant's car because the house could not "absorb" all of what had been stolen.


The lawyer urged against jailing his client due to what he described as the exceptional circumstances of the case.


Self-destruction

He added: "One can distinguish this man from the typical professional criminal.

"Suddenly in this period between July and August, 12 times day in, day out, these offences are carried out quite brazenly.

"This man's sense of self-destruction and fatalism hung over him at the time - this was a man begging to be caught."

The court heard Millar's mother died when he was young, and how he witnessed his brother being knocked down and killed a year later.

A close soldier friend later committed suicide with his own gun while on the phone to his parents.


Passing sentence, the judge pointed out that under normal circumstances the offences were serious enough for immediate custody.

However, she acknowledged his guilty plea and the contents of the reports.

She sentenced Millar to eight months in prison, suspended, and fined him £400. He was given another four month suspended sentence for possessing and cultivating cannabis police found when they raided his home.

I didnt know losing loved ones when you were young meant you could do what you want.
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fitzroyalty

pints what would your mental wellbeing be like if you lost loved ones in a similar fashion!?

Hardy

Sorry for jumping in, but that's hardly the question.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: fitzroyalty on January 12, 2010, 07:39:05 PM
pints what would your mental wellbeing be like if you lost loved ones in a similar fashion!?
what's that got to do with anything?
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Hereiam

Don't get me started on deliverly men. This asshole for a better word from DHL left a heavy package at the front door while my wife was there and the rain pouring down and then just left. Never knocked to door or rang the bell.