Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Square Ball]

I see they have found a body in the river in the search for Nicola Bulley, the online sleuths can stand down now

The next Internet mystery is just around the corner no doubt.

Yes, wife telling me new sightings of Mattie McCann doing the rounds, that'll keep the tik tok ones occupied for a while..

Yeah, someone was telling me that yesterday as well, someone claiming to be her has asked for a dna test.

[trailer]

The diver looks even more of a twat now.

Talk about making a **** of yerself. He was adamant she wasn't in the river.

[square_ball]

Now he's saying he didn't completely rule out her being found in the river. As Eamon Dunphy use to say 'he's a spoofer Bill'.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Did he leave the wife for a young'un

[nrico2006]

In fairness she could have moved I'm guessing & he only did search a section of the river (I think)

But surely part of his remit is to analyse tides, flow etc. and identify the potential area where she could have drifted to.

He was brought in To search the specific area he was told the lady had possibly entered the water. He was later quoted as saying if he was aware of the vulnerabilities, he would have covered more of the river.

Nah, he arrogantly stated that if she was in the river he would find her.  She was and he didn't. What a tube.

[Milltown Row2]

In fairness she could have moved I'm guessing & he only did search a section of the river (I think)

But surely part of his remit is to analyse tides, flow etc. and identify the potential area where she could have drifted to.

He was brought in To search the specific area he was told the lady had possibly entered the water. He was later quoted as saying if he was aware of the vulnerabilities, he would have covered more of the river.

Nah, he arrogantly stated that if she was in the river he would find her.  She was and he didn't. What a tube.

He'd a book out the week of his search

[Captain Obvious]

1950s news clipping from the New York daily mirror.

[laoislad]

1950s news clipping from the New York daily mirror.

Seems reasonable to be fair.

[J70]

That cannot be real.

[tbrick18]

That cannot be real.

Wouldn't be so sure!

As a joke (I swear) I got my Mrs a copy of this to read on honeymoon:
https://littlethings.com/lifestyle/1950s-good-housewife-guide/1095876-2

I wouldn't be as brave now, but thankfully she saw the funny side.

[J70]

That cannot be real.

Wouldn't be so sure!

As a joke (I swear) I got my Mrs a copy of this to read on honeymoon:
https://littlethings.com/lifestyle/1950s-good-housewife-guide/1095876-2

I wouldn't be as brave now, but thankfully she saw the funny side.

I can see that document being very popular among the incel and alpha male crowd.

[Armagh18]

Depending on the woman, some like being spanked?

I know some men do, but they usually have to pay for the privilege! 🤣🤣

[Milltown Row2]

Depending on the woman, some like being spanked?

I know some men do, but they usually have to pay for the privilege! 🤣🤣

Armagh getting spanked most weekends 

[Armagh18]

Depending on the woman, some like being spanked?

I know some men do, but they usually have to pay for the privilege! 🤣🤣

Armagh getting spanked most weekends 

Rawr

[RedHand88]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bride-found-groom-being-breastfed-29287181.amp