Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Harold Disgracey]

Just received this in an email. Seems legit!

Dia duit a thabhairt duit

Is mian linn síocháin a thabhairt duit,

Logh mo cur isteach i do phríobháideacht, tá mo ainm Mrs rokia dodo Malaysians ach fanacht sa chathair caipitil de Abidjan, Cósta Eabhair,

Tá mé ag fáil bháis baintreach, a bhfuil cinneadh déanta chun cuid de mo stór bhronnadh ar
daoine iontaofa a bheidh a bhaineann úsáid as an t-airgead, $ 2,800,000 dollar a dtaisce aige i mbanc anseo i Cósta Eabhair. chun cuidiú leis an dhílleachtaí agus iad siúd atá níos lú ádh sa tsochaí chun oibre daonnúla toisc nach dóigh liom go bhfuil páistí hoidhreacht níos mó airgid nuair nach bhfuil mé beo, beidh tú a chur ar 20% den chiste seo do do chuid iarrachtaí agus a roinnt an chuid eile do dhílleachtaí leanaí, iad siúd atá níos lú ádh agus an bhaintreach, má tá tú sásta glacadh le mo thairiscint agus úsáid as na cistí díreach mar a rá liom a fháil

a fháil ar ais chugam láithreach le do chuid sonraí.

A Beannacht,

Mrs rokia Dodo

[Denn Forever]

Not so much What the F&&k as It's hard to  believe it was so simple/rudimentary.

I'm reading a book from 1981 about a Betting Program (Fiction) and it was using Cassette tapes to store programs.  Remember when the operating system was also loaded into the computer?

Scary that Cassette were state of the  art only 30/35 years ago.

[Bingo]

The current Burger King promo running on Today FM.

"BK Chicken Fries - chicken with the courage to be fries".

WTF.

[TheOptimist]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33254123

China 'seizes 40-year-old meat in crackdown on smugglers'


24 June 2015




Chinese authorities said unsafe meat was being smuggled from abroad and ending up in markets across the country

Chinese authorities have seized more than 100,000 tonnes of smuggled meat - some of it more than 40 years old, according to state media.

The frozen meat, estimated to be worth about £300 million (3bn yuan; $483m), was seized in a nationwide crackdown.

"It was smelly and I nearly threw up when I opened the door," an official from Hunan province, where 800 tonnes were seized, told the AFP news agency.

Poor standards have made food safety a major concern in China.

According to state newspaper the China Daily, officials from Guangxi, a southern region bordering Vietnam, found meat dating back to the 1970s.




Thawed several times

Some of the meat seized in Hunan province was found to have been refrozen after thawing out while in transit, according to the reports.

Yang Bo, an anti-smuggling official in Hunan province, was quoted as saying food was often transported in ordinary rather than refrigerated vehicles to save money. "So the meat has often thawed out several times before reaching customers," he said.

The Hunan province haul reportedly included beef, chicken feet and duck necks.

Authorities believe meat is smuggled into China via neighbouring Hong Kong and Vietnam, from countries such as Brazil and India, to sidestep import restrictions.

State media said 21 criminal gangs had been targeted by the police operation, with 20 people arrested in Hunan province alone.

News of the meat seizure came on the same day China's food safety watchdog asked three milk producers in Shaanxi province to recall infant formula powder.

Excessive nitrate levels were detected in some powdered milk samples and the products were branded as sub-standard, state media said.

The quality of milk products remains a sensitive topic in China after a deadly tainted milk scandal in 2008, when at least six children died and some 300,000 fell ill after consuming milk products contaminated by melamine.

The country has also faced criticism recently over a dog meat festival taking place this month, where about 10,000 dogs were expected to be slaughtered.

[blewuporstuffed]

One of these guys is from our club..

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/backpackers-discover-forgotten-ashes-stashed-in-melbourne-apartment/story-fni0fit3-1227410230436

IRISH backpackers Colm Sherry and Fergal Arkinson shared their Albert Park apartment with a complete stranger for six months without realising.

It was only when they were moving out that they discovered the ashes of Paul Jervis Kells, who died 23 years ago, sitting on a shelf in Mr Arkinson's bedroom cupboard.

Bizarrely, according to the inscription, the man had died on June 22 — the very day the Irishmen were to move out of the building.

"It was a strange enough discovery without finding out he died on the same day we were leaving," Mr Arkinson said.

"It was on the very top shelf of the wardrobe, right at the back, which is why I didn't find it before then.


"I needed the ladder to reach it. I'm glad I didn't find it earlier because I am a bit superstitious."

Mr Sherry said: "We thought it was just the two of us living there but it had actually been three and we just didn't realise it."

He joked that the discovery explained "all the strange happenings''.

The friends, who are now on a road trip to Queensland before jetting home to Ireland, say they hope their real estate agent will be able to reunite the ashes with the man's loved ones.

"That would be the best outcome," Mr Sherry said.

"No one would leave those behind on purpose."

[heganboy]

https://youtu.be/qCV5Gxy0UGE

Paris Hilton "pranked" into thinking plane gonna crash as it stalls mid air and the "pilot" jumps out with a parachute leaving the stalled plane diving...

WTF?

[Orior]

There is a Youtube/Facebook prank video which involves people wearing scarey masks jumping out in front of people.

That's all fine and dandy but in one instance a person (perhaps a father) jumps out in front of a 3 or 4 year old girl. That person needs a seriously good kicking.

[moysider]

Susan Sarandon is 68 and I still would.

[laoislad]

Susan Sarandon is 68 and I still would.

+1

[AZOffaly]

Susan Sarandon is 68 and I still would.

+1

You would, if she looked like she does on telly. I'd say up close it might be a different story.

[cuconnacht]

Susan Sarandon is 68 and I still would.

+1

"Get thee both to a monastery!!!!!"

[armaghniac]

Facebook advert not in great taste

[Tony Baloney]

Susan Sarandon is 68 and I still would.

+1

Not exactly a ringing endorsement from a fella that would get up on Debbie McGee.

She's no Christie Brinkley or Raquel Welch.

[laoislad]

Ha I thought you said Christian Benteke on first reading of that!

[armaghniac]

Plan to ensure decent attendance at Derry games
http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/uk-officials-debated-moving-entire-population-of-hong-kong-to-ireland-684888.html