Things that make you go What the F**k?

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seafoid

"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

muppet

Quote from: seafoid on November 15, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
Germany warns Uefa may quit Fifa if World Cup report not published

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/15/fifa-uefa-world-cup-germany-football

Aha, a spit maybe!

We might end up with various versions of World Cups.
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seafoid

Quote from: muppet on November 16, 2014, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: seafoid on November 15, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
Germany warns Uefa may quit Fifa if World Cup report not published

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/15/fifa-uefa-world-cup-germany-football

Aha, a spit maybe!

We might end up with various versions of World Cups.
A schism would be great
Qatar should never have been allowed run a WC. 
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Farrandeelin

The fact our broadband is down for nearly a week and it won't be fixed for another week makes me wonder what the f**k are eircom at.
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theticklemister

Gay bull saved by Simpsons creator
Last updated 7 hours ago


'Glowing' at the news: Benjy the gay bull saved from the abattoir
A bull branded gay, has been saved from the slaughterhouse by charity donations, including £5,000 from Sam Simon, co-creator of the Simpsons.

Benjy, from County Mayo, Ireland, was destined for the abattoir after showing more interest in breeding with other bulls than cows.

Gay and animal rights campaigners launched a joint online campaign to save Benjy. It went viral.

Homosexual behaviour has been observed in 1,500 animal species.

'Large lamb'
Benjy's story first came to light when his owner mentioned to friend and local journalist, Joanna McNicholas, that Benjy was not fulfilling his farm role, and would have to be reluctantly sent for slaughter.

Ms McNicholas said: "He looks like a large lamb. He's very gentle and very quiet."

After Benjy's plight appeared in the Connaught Telegraph, it was picked up by the Animal Rights Action Network (ARAN) in Ireland.

The Gay UK, an online daily magazine for the gay community, launched a Crowdfunder campaign to raise £5,000 to buy Benjy and transport him to an animal sanctuary.

Bart and Benjy
In less than a week the campaign has raised over £9,000, including the surprise donation from Mr Simon on Tuesday morning.

Mr Simon was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 2012.

He is vegan and has donated to several projects to rescue animals from cruelty.

"All animals have a dire destiny in the meat trade, but to kill this bull because he's gay would've been a double tragedy," said Mr Simon in a statement.

He said he was glad to help "make Benjy's fate a sanctuary rather than a sandwich".

Retirement
Benjy will now be transported from Ireland to Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Norwich, and the extra funding will be used to ensure his lifelong welfare, said John Carmody of ARAN.

Ms McNicholas has not seen Benjy since the the campaign surpassed its target, but his owner reported that Benjy was "glowing" over the good news.

According to Ms McNicholas, the challenge of dealing with gay bulls in farming is not widely talked about. The animals are seen as "no good" or "useless".

Lions, penguins and cheetahs have all been observed to exhibit homosexual behaviour.

Bats are widely thought to be the animals with the highest rate of homosexuality among their male population.

muppet

Quote from: theticklemister on November 18, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
Gay bull saved by Simpsons creator
Last updated 7 hours ago


'Glowing' at the news: Benjy the gay bull saved from the abattoir
A bull branded gay, has been saved from the slaughterhouse by charity donations, including £5,000 from Sam Simon, co-creator of the Simpsons.

Benjy, from County Mayo, Ireland, was destined for the abattoir after showing more interest in breeding with other bulls than cows.

Gay and animal rights campaigners launched a joint online campaign to save Benjy. It went viral.

Homosexual behaviour has been observed in 1,500 animal species.

'Large lamb'
Benjy's story first came to light when his owner mentioned to friend and local journalist, Joanna McNicholas, that Benjy was not fulfilling his farm role, and would have to be reluctantly sent for slaughter.

Ms McNicholas said: "He looks like a large lamb. He's very gentle and very quiet."

After Benjy's plight appeared in the Connaught Telegraph, it was picked up by the Animal Rights Action Network (ARAN) in Ireland.

The Gay UK, an online daily magazine for the gay community, launched a Crowdfunder campaign to raise £5,000 to buy Benjy and transport him to an animal sanctuary.

Bart and Benjy
In less than a week the campaign has raised over £9,000, including the surprise donation from Mr Simon on Tuesday morning.

Mr Simon was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 2012.

He is vegan and has donated to several projects to rescue animals from cruelty.

"All animals have a dire destiny in the meat trade, but to kill this bull because he's gay would've been a double tragedy," said Mr Simon in a statement.

He said he was glad to help "make Benjy's fate a sanctuary rather than a sandwich".

Retirement
Benjy will now be transported from Ireland to Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Norwich, and the extra funding will be used to ensure his lifelong welfare, said John Carmody of ARAN.

Ms McNicholas has not seen Benjy since the the campaign surpassed its target, but his owner reported that Benjy was "glowing" over the good news.

According to Ms McNicholas, the challenge of dealing with gay bulls in farming is not widely talked about. The animals are seen as "no good" or "useless".

Lions, penguins and cheetahs have all been observed to exhibit homosexual behaviour.

Bats are widely thought to be the animals with the highest rate of homosexuality among their male population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGZEtZWOo0s&spfreload=10

The sound is out of synch with the picture, which is somehow appropriate.
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screenexile

Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!

Orior

Quote from: screenexile on November 18, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!

Is Scott Brown a pyscho or what? Great man to have on your side though!
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Tony Baloney

Quote from: screenexile on November 18, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!
Aye it's nuts isn't it! Great to hear but unless they are all Celtic fans it makes little sense!

armaghniac

Quote from: Tony Baloney on November 18, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
Quote from: screenexile on November 18, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!
Aye it's nuts isn't it! Great to hear but unless they are all Celtic fans it makes little sense!

I don't see why it does not make, even if they are all unionists. England has appropriated the anthem of the union for themselves, which pretty much describes what is wrong with the UK generally.

Then there is the verse about a Westmeath man not popular in Albion
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade
May, by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush
And, like a torrent, rush
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Tony Baloney

Quote from: armaghniac on November 18, 2014, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on November 18, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
Quote from: screenexile on November 18, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!
Aye it's nuts isn't it! Great to hear but unless they are all Celtic fans it makes little sense!

I don't see why it does not make, even if they are all unionists. England has appropriated the anthem of the union for themselves, which pretty much describes what is wrong with the UK generally.

Then there is the verse about a Westmeath man not popular in Albion
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade
May, by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush
And, like a torrent, rush
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King.

Come on they love being part of Lizzy's realm and voted in their droves to prove it. They should have a bit more respect for her ditty.

muppet

Quote from: armaghniac on November 18, 2014, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on November 18, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
Quote from: screenexile on November 18, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
Scotland fans booing GSTQ and then not voting for Independence!!
Aye it's nuts isn't it! Great to hear but unless they are all Celtic fans it makes little sense!

I don't see why it does not make, even if they are all unionists. England has appropriated the anthem of the union for themselves, which pretty much describes what is wrong with the UK generally.

Then there is the verse about a Westmeath man not popular in Albion
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade
May, by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush
And, like a torrent, rush
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King.


We should sing that to them at the Aviva!
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BarryBreensBandage

"Some people say I am indecisive..... maybe I am, maybe I'm not".

Denn Forever

I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

theskull1

Tony Blair receiving an award from Save the Children
It's a lot easier to sing karaoke than to sing opera