Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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laoislad

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Never beat the deeler

That's about the same price as a lot of places in Perth.

Pub near me charges 13.50 (9.52EUR) for a pint of Heineken!!
Hasta la victoria siempre

J OGorman

Quote from: laoislad on November 07, 2013, 10:55:15 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on November 07, 2013, 09:45:34 PM
Anyone who pays that for a pint needs a serious boot up the hole.
+1

+2

And they say there is no cover charge, but the bastids continuously pass around a tin to collect cash for the musicians. Robbers...nice bar though

5 Sams

Quote from: Never beat the deeler on November 08, 2013, 01:23:21 AM
That's about the same price as a lot of places in Perth.

Pub near me charges 13.50 (9.52EUR) for a pint of Heineken!!

Mate of moine was in Stockholm recently..said it was the equivalent of £10stg for a pint :'(
60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years

seafoid

Quote from: 5 Sams on November 09, 2013, 12:15:13 PM
Quote from: Never beat the deeler on November 08, 2013, 01:23:21 AM
That's about the same price as a lot of places in Perth.

Pub near me charges 13.50 (9.52EUR) for a pint of Heineken!!

Mate of moine was in Stockholm recently..said it was the equivalent of £10stg for a pint :'(
Scandinavian societies have serious problems with alcoholism and alcohol prices are really high as a result. Gogarty's have more of a gouging  issue.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU


Feckitt

Hot 21 year old classroom assistant in St Mary's CBS Glen Rd, Belfast makes a sextape with her 16 year old pupil.  ;)

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Feckitt on November 11, 2013, 05:49:51 PM
Hot 21 year old classroom assistant in St Mary's CBS Glen Rd, Belfast makes a sextape with her 16 year old pupil.  ;)
Was reading that earlier. Girl not much older than the pupil. Only auld dolls should be employed. Apparently the tape is online and she cant get it off the site!


Linkbox

Know 'someone' who watched the video. That didn't go on when I was at school anyway. The average age of my teachers was 87 right enough.

Tony Baloney

Would say some of the lads mates have uploaded it. Would have to wonder about a potential prison sentence when a f**king sc**bag who left bombs around Ahoghill etc. recently got community service.

Cold tea

Could someone please PM the link for the video to bigfella, it will save him having to ask.  Thanks in advance.

johnneycool

The Longford version of Bricktop.....


http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/pig-farmer-who-ordered-two-repo-men-to-strip-naked-and-get-into-a-pen-with-an-agitated-boar-jailed-for-a-year-29744820.html

1 November 2013
A pig farmer who ordered two repossession men to strip naked and get into a pen with an 'agitated' boar was jailed today.


Donal Connaughton (55), from Elfeet, Newtowncashel, Co Longford, was sentenced to 12 months in prison at Longford Circuit Court sitting in Tullamore today.

At the conclusion of his trial in December of last year, the farmer was found guilty of two counts of false imprisonment, two charges of threatening to cause serious harm, one count of assault and two of criminal damage.

He was found not guilty on another charge of assault by the jury of seven men and five women at Longford Circuit Court.

Patrick Mulvey and Justin Tighe, employees of repossession company, Assets Security of Dun Laoghaire, Dublin, had earlier told the court that they feared for their lives after going to JAC Pigs Ltd in Co Longford on April 29, 2010 to repossess items on behalf of GE Money.

A scuffle had taken place in the yard at the pig farm during which Mr Mulvey and Mr Tighe said they were assaulted.

They had told the court in evidence that Donal Connaughton had ordered them to strip and get into the pen with the agitated boar and they feared they were going to be violated by the animal.

The animal could be heard on an audio recording made by one of the men on his phone during their ordeal.

The two men were heard pleading to be let go and promised Donal Connaughton that they would never return to the premises, but he said he wanted to "teach them a lesson".

The two men were told to strip naked and they would be allowed walk out of the yard and when they refused Donal Connaughton made them get down on their knees and say the 'Our Father' before they were let go, leaving their truck behind.

The two repo men had arrived at the farm to repossess a generator and two power-washers.

Sentencing was adjourned on a number of occasions earlier this year after the farmer claimed he had evidence of jury misconduct. Two separate garda investigations into his claims came to nothing, the court heard.

At today's sentencing hearing, Donal Connaughton's solicitor Patricia Cronin read a statement from her client in which he said he had worked hard and long hours with honesty and dedication.

But the period leading up to 2010 had been particularly difficult. "I was feeling the heat", he said, in a reference to trying to deal with "3,000 fat pigs".

He admitted he had become angry and that things had gone too far. He didn't attempt to justify the extent of his behaviour and he wanted to apologise.

Judge Hunt described his dealings with the two repossession men as "a disastrous over-reaction". The repossession men were clearly frightened and wanted to leave. They even asked Donal Connaughton to call the gardai and have them arrested for trespass.

But he had told them to strip and that he had "a good, wicked boar here". He would then see how manly "these jackeens are".

Mr Connaughton had vented his spleen and ire on the men and while he took no satisfaction in sending a man of his age to prison, he imposed concurrent sentences of 12 months on each of the charges on which he was found guilty.

The judge also noted that the repossession men were, in his view, placed in a very difficult position by the financial institution on whose behalf they were acting.

It was "extremely incorrect and improper" to send them to see if they could get "a few quid" from the farmer. The judge said that perhaps their principals had questions to answer.



Brian McDonald

Cold tea

Quote from: hardstation on November 12, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
Would "Get the fcuk beaten out of her every day for the rest of her life" do?

Why for having consensual sex with someone the legal age?

Cold tea

Does everyone in jail deserve to get the f**k beaten out of them every day for the rest of their life?