Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Tony Baloney

Quote from: ziggysego on December 31, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I0xOGVw3KJE

What about a man and a woman who can't have children? Should they be banned from getting married? Disgraceful advert.
They wouldn't know until they were married if they were following God's word.

Then, shoukd they expect the Pope to anul their marriage?
Did the ad only apply to Catholics?

Orior

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Celine Dion
Angelina Jolie
Beyoncé Knowles
Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morissette
and
Shania Twain

are all descendants of  Zacharie Cloutier
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

AQMP

It's only a few years since Alan Partridge's ideas for TV programmes "Monkey Tennis" and "Hostelling With Chris Eubank" were funny.  However we now are offered Splash! where Tom Daley teaches"celebrities" how to dive. ::)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2013/jan/04/tom-daley-splash-bellyflop


seafoid

Pat Kenny saying he can't afford to retire .

Tony Baloney

Quote from: seafoid on January 04, 2013, 07:18:45 PM
Pat Kenny saying he can't afford to retire .
Is Pat not on about 600k a year?  :o

LeoMc

I don't think this is satire but a belief system.  http://wellaware1.com/index.html

Hilary Clinton is really George Bush's daughter.
Hitler and Walt Disney are both really sons of Roosevelt. The Kennedys and Carters are also related.



seafoid

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/10/half-world-food-waste

As much as half of all the food produced in the world – equivalent to 2bn tonnes – ends up as waste every year, engineers warned in a report published on Thursday.

The UK's Institution of Mechanical Engineers (IME) blames the "staggering" new figures in its analysis on unnecessarily strict sell-by dates, buy-one-get-one free and Western consumer demand for cosmetically perfect food, along with "poor engineering and agricultural practices", inadequate infrastructure and poor storage facilities.

ballinaman

Mathieu 'Petit Velo' Valbuena and mascot...


Square Ball

The Finnish work "pilkunnussija" means "comma f**ker" and refers to someone who believes it's their job to point out all spelling mistakes.

anyone on here spring to mind
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

gerrykeegan

2007  2008 & 2009 Fantasy Golf Winner
(A legitimately held title unlike Dinny's)

laoislad

Quote from: Mac Eoghain on January 14, 2013, 10:10:30 PM
Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

gerrykeegan

Quote from: laoislad on January 14, 2013, 10:22:56 PM
Quote from: Mac Eoghain on January 14, 2013, 10:10:30 PM
Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!

My wife took a while to spot
2007  2008 & 2009 Fantasy Golf Winner
(A legitimately held title unlike Dinny's)

Orior

Quote from: laoislad on January 14, 2013, 10:22:56 PM
Quote from: Mac Eoghain on January 14, 2013, 10:10:30 PM
Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!

If you look long enough, you might also see a yellow dress on a hanger!
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

All of a Sludden

It wasn't that obvious on the ebay listing, you had to zoom in to really notice it.
I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

rodney trotter