Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Groucho]

What is English?

[muppet]

I think it is hysterical that they use the word 'colonizer' in a derogatory fashion and 'British' as the opposite.

[Hardy]

Yes - Tommy is right (2:00) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af51Y-ZmzVE

And, for no reason, other than that it's funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QccLy8498yg&feature=related

[Puckoon]

Mark Renton gets it right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

[passedit]

Got this in an email. I'd be curious to know if the 'facts' are verifiable?

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse,
7 have been arrested for fraud,
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques,
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses,
3 have done time for assault,
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit,
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges,
8 have been arrested for shoplifting,
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year,

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of crooks we have running our country - it says it all...

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country - whilst trying to ensure that everyone else has the worst possible!!

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know

[5 Sams]

Got this in an email. I'd be curious to know if the 'facts' are verifiable?

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse,
7 have been arrested for fraud,
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques,
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses,
3 have done time for assault,
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit,
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges,
8 have been arrested for shoplifting,
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year,

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of crooks we have running our country - it says it all...

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country - whilst trying to ensure that everyone else has the worst possible!!

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know

I got the same one quite a while ago but the punchline was that they were all members of congress.

[passedit]

I got the same one quite a while ago but the punchline was that they were all members of congress.

I knew it rang a dodgy sounding bell alright, might have got the congress one myself. The old memory is not what it used to be.

[ludermor]

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-faces-over-200-charges-of-raping-his-daughters-2949350.html

By Brian McDonald


Wednesday November 30 2011

A 50-year-old man went on trial yesterday on 271 charges of raping and assaulting or neglecting his four daughters.

The charges cover an 18-year period between 1991 and 2009. It took more than an hour-and-a-half for the court registrar to put each of the alleged offences to the accused man.

He has pleaded not guilty to all of the charges.

The accused man was invited to sit after he had been standing for almost an hour to answer each of the charges.

None of the parties can be identified for legal reasons.

The man faces a total of 114 charges of rape in respect of one daughter, 47 charges of raping another daughter, 33 rape charges in respect of the third and 32 charges of raping the fourth daughter.

One of the charges alleges that, on a date unknown between September 2004 and September 2005, he raped one of his daughters on the bonnet of a car.

He has also denied a total of 45 charges of wilfully assaulting, neglecting or abandoning each of his four daughters in a manner likely to cause each of them unnecessary suffering.

The court was told that the offences are all alleged to have taken place at locations within the State.

The case is being heard before Mr Justice Paul Carney and a jury at the Central Criminal Court sitting in Castlebar and is expected to last two weeks.

- Brian McDonald

[mylestheslasher]

Isn't that case in Castlebar the 2nd part of a case where the mother was also done for similar horrific rapes against her sons + neglect about a year ago. Horrific stuff. I hope the pair of them rot in jail forever.

[BarryBreensBandage]

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"At 12:22pm a celluar caller reported a large snapping turtle in the roadway at Elm Street and Cresecent Road. The turtle fled the area undetected"

"A 21-year-old man reported a battery on East Green Street Friday night. According to police report, an unknown suspect threw a condom at the victim hitting him in the face. No arrests have been made at the time of the report"

"Employees of Eckerd's reported about 12:25am Tuesday that two men came into the store, loaded birthday bags with "Have a nice day" yellow faces on them with 52 tubes of vaginal anti-funal cream, and left without paying. The cream was valued at $894.98"

"Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out: "Marco." The man's name was not Marco, detective Tim Dohr said. Instead, "the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation." Police found the suspect after he responded, "Polo."

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"HUMAN SKULL, USED ONCE only. Not plastic. $200"

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[seafoid]

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[ardal]

I think it is hysterical that they use the word 'colonizer' in a derogatory fashion and 'British' as the opposite.

Can we really blame them? Think of some of their nursery rhymes:

Ennie, Mennie, Minnie mo catch a ......

Knick knack PADDY whack.....

The sun has got it's hat on hip hip horay.... (think of the second verse)

[trileacman]

[haveaharp]

I think it is hysterical that they use the word 'colonizer' in a derogatory fashion and 'British' as the opposite.

Can we really blame them? Think of some of their nursery rhymes:

Ennie, Mennie, Minnie mo catch a ......

Knick knack PADDY whack.....

The sun has got it's hat on hip hip horay.... (think of the second verse)

are you taking the mick

[Declan]

Is this judge for real?
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/no-jail-for-drunk-who-killed-a-man-while-driving-wrong-way-on-dual-carriageway-2956075.html