Things that make you go What the F**k?

[firestarter]

Generally any incident (of which I see examples on a daily basis) in which those who contribute least to society take the most from it.

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Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree.

The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.

Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.

He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.

The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.

Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.

Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported.

Sourced BBCi: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

[ONeill]

Enjoy a prolonged but controllable rock-solid erection for up to 72 hours. Give your partner a one-way ticket to ecstasy-land.

That email.

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Did it work?

[ONeill]

Only 1 hour in.

[Armaghgeddon]

That must have been a very effective email.

[Dinny Breen]

People thinking George Hook knows anything about rugby..

[comethekingdom]

Jonny Sextons kicking this morning!

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

[Forever Green]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

[ONeill]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

See if you don't text back, problem sorted.

[highorlow]

Indonesian Man Eaten by Starving Pet Dogs




http://www.inquisitr.com/139936/indonesian-man-eaten-by-starving-pet-dogs/

[Forever Green]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

Either ride her or stop texting her. Problem solved

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

Either ride her or stop texting her. Problem solved

I don't think they make vulcunised rubber that would protect you. I reckon she is like an STI version of medusa. She a good looking girl, but my definition of a ****. The freak was all excessively nice to me today, I think she must have had a fall to the head yesterday or something.