Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Tony Baloney]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those b**tards no longer deserve to live.

Would be my take on it too Puck.

[Celt_Man]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those b**tards no longer deserve to live.

Would be my take on it too Puck.

That is one of the sickest thing I have ever read

[gerrykeegan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6A4k1NCr4&feature=player_embedded

Bullfighter get done, not for the faint hearted!

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[muppet]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8658327.stm

German man 'marries' his dying cat


A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.
It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.
Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.
The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".

[EagleLord]

creep

[Hardy]

What did he want to marry it fur? That's cat. He mustn't be feline well.

[Puckoon]

May have mentioned this before - but the speed at which the human body processes asparagus is just fecking mental.

[Zapatista]

Got a customer complaint the other day -

I bought (product) and when I went to use it it was off. It's not up to it's usual high standard.

I've had a really bad year. I had my handbag stolen containing my Engagement, phone, digital camera, make up personal items.

Would you know anyone who has a phone or digital camera? Do you know anyone who has a DVD player for my father who is in a nursing home?

Yours etc.

[Hardy]

Zapatista's reply:

Why are you blaming Sinn Féin for this? And if SF DID steal your handbag, they were acting in defence of their community and were implementing the mandate of the 1919 Dáil. You obviously have an anti-SF agenda. In any case ownership of DVDs, digital cameras and mobile phones is capitalist decadence and in flagrant defiance of the rights of workers to equal distribution of wealth.

F**k off, you Stoop!

[Zapatista]

Didn't realise it was you Hardy.

Glad you got my response and I hope it was satisfactory. I will now destroy you letter Samantha

[Declan]

http://m.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/incywincy-spider-causes-world-of-pain-for-skinnydipping-tourist-20100514-v2hb.html

[passedit]

http://m.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/incywincy-spider-causes-world-of-pain-for-skinnydipping-tourist-20100514-v2hb.html

Nigel Harrison wrote in the journal that the man had been bitten by a venomous katipo spider, which live in New Zealand sand dunes and attack only in self-defence.

Indeed?

[Hedley Lamarr]

Apparently he asked if they could take out the sting.....but leave the swelling

[blewuporstuffed]

Good news for Portsmouth ... Guardian finds missing £4m
wtf? how can you miss count 4 million quid!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/may/14/portsmouth-debt-administration-missing-funds

[gerrykeegan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvutny7juk

Bullfighter gets it through the neck and out his mouth.