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Apparently a few young lads just made it up and it spread like wildfire.

like lourdes or knock

Was made watch PS I love You on Sunday, herselfs birhtday, and was surprised that i actuallt , enjoyed it, definitely a chick flick but good story, plenty of gags and good sound track, was impressed

the biggest pile of stemming turd i have recently had the misfortune of watching.
yer man's 'oirish' accent is so bad it makes it unwatchable


just after watching slumdog millionaire, different and very predictable but good i thought, (despite the rules of who wants to be a millionaire being slightly different and therefore off putting)

Didn't he say next Wednesday, the 17th? Anyway cheating, there can be no excuses for it.

horniness?

Augher's a right spot for chattin' pure rubbish too.

A list of so-called augherisms include:



"Some pluckin"- That was quite a catch/point

"The Badness"- Alcholholic Beverage containing double Vodka & WKD blue

"Can i have 568ml of c'berg please barman"- I would like a pint of yor finest lager.

"Blouse" - You dont seem to be up to the job

"Is that pint evaporating?"- Drink up (usually followed by- "Blouse")

"Do you need a sub?"-Its your round

"Comode"- Not that great

"Pile of comode"- Really rubbish

"Mad Freezin Cowl"-Very low temperature(usually used to describe the ice baths at training)

"Prove It"- Are you able to provide evidence for this theory?

"Now your ellected"- Things are beginning to go quiet well

"Face that ball Augher"- Phrase mainly heard shouted radomly
around FR.Hackett park, the meaning of which has been lost over
decades.

"Home was never like this"- This establishment is very enjoyable

"Brother"- A male associate

"Daughter"-A female associate

"Whata you think now?"- Your first theory seems to be incorrect

"you would know more about a sliced pan loaf"-You dont seem to be an expert on that subject.

"SPL"-Abrieviated version of the above ( sliced pan loaf)

"she gone" - things have taken a turn for the worse

"we lost a lot of good men" - a brother appears to have disappeared

"horny as a cat" - i really need a woman 2nite

"strait in no kissing" - im goin strait to the bar

"im ticking over like a landrover" - things are going grand

"well darling your luking rather ravishing" - hi 'girls name' you look really well 2nite

"drive her like you stole her" - please accelerate taximan

"At the end of the day" - I have a profound statement to make so can I have your attention please.

"In all fairness" - I understand what your saying BUT...

"Headin to Dessies for a C.berg?" - Shall we go to Mckenna's Bar for at least 6 pints of his finest carlsberg lager?

"Clinkin Class" - Excellent

"I could sleep on a clothes line" - Im very very tired

"I spilt more on me tie" - used to describe a man who claims he drank a lot in the previous days session when he didnt really

"she'd b fond of da wee boy dat runs about with the hens"- The lady is quite promiscuous (i.e. not restricted to one sexual partner)

"It does exactly wat it says on the tin!"- the outcome is obvious (Paddy Mahoney)

"U wudn'd know ne1 about dat wud put it in 4 ya"- I'm feeling rather sexually aroused an need some attention from the local tr**p!

"If barmen were gettin shot, dat **** up ova der wud get off!" - The barmen is extremely slow an incompetent!

Diesel - Alcohol
Derv - Alcohol
Serious Diesel - Copous amounts of alcohol

Used in a sentence:
Are you going on the derv?

We had some serious diesel last night and now im dying today!

on a similar subject, when I was 1st year in university the tv license man came to our door and caught me. I answered in my boxers so couldn't really tell him I didn't live there.  I had to show him ID with my name but no address.  I was given a month to get the tv license sorted but I couldn't get the hoors i lived with to cough up so I didn't bother.  The court summons then came with a date to appear in the petty sessions court.  I didn't appear and a subsequent letter detailing that I was found guilty and was ordered to pay the license fee, and £120 in addition fees.  Needless to say I ignored it and moved out of the house a few weeks later at the end of term.  I didn't sign a contract for the rent of that house so I don't think I am traceable.  However, to my knowledge I am the only person I know with my name.  This is 5/6 years ago now.  Anything to worry about and if so, what can they do.  I'd do the time instead of paying them to be honest.

i think o'neill is having a right laugh at all of yis who actually believe this is a new poster. Yet another reincarnation of the same irratable character, true ulster gael, armagh4samagain. frankie mclernan from the rock.............


give it a few weeks and goodbye.............

just ignore

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jLfCjlYD0

superb

[6 pints of Warga Strong]

7 of us went the summer before last and about 7 others joined in and left us along the way. We started in Krakow. Class city, so much nicer than we expected.  6 pints of Warga Strong here will get the holiday off to a good start. Auchwitch was interesting for a day trip, but jokes to lighten to mood were not appreciated! It wasn't karma!
Went on to Prague then. Kinda seedy when you've a crowd of girls with ya. Went to a strip club with the laziest hoors in Europe. They just dandered round the poles. Got locked outa the hostel here, and having lost the phone in Krakow i hada spend the night outside.
From there we headed to Vienna and then on down to Dubrovnik, which was absolutely class. Nicest place I've ever been to. All the women were class, except the fat, ginger, fair skinned ones you could spot from the other end of town. They were Irish.
Then we headed for Milan, caught an AC V juve game in the san siro then on to Nice and finally Biarritz. Class holiday, although on the last night of the 3 weeks I came outa the pub full drunk  and got knocked down crossing the road  but sure these things happen.
A few pointers;
•   If your from the north, get one of those E11 cards from the post office. If you need a doctor, just flash it and you don't have any hassle at the time with insurance etc. They'll just charge the NHS and then send a bill to you for the rest, which your travel insurance will pay.
•   They don't stamp your rail pass in most trains, so if you need say 12 train journeys,  just get a 10 journey pass and wing it the other times, its good craic avoiding the conductors anyway.
•   They only sell drink in the really long journeys. Bring some with you for he short ones.
•   Bring cards, and if there's some lad you don't know or want sleeping/snoring in your cabin, play bullshit.
•   For the long journeys book your seat. It only costs around €1 and means yous are guaranteed seats together. Most cabins seat 6. When there were 9/10 of us we still bought all the seats in 2 cabins. Although we didn't do this all the time as you meet some interesting people on the trains. And some not very interesting feckers you went to school with.
•   Get a rucksack and not one of those wheelie suitcases. If you're running to catch a train with one of those and you hit a kerb, your 20yards away before you realise you've just got the handle. Plus they take up too much room in the train.
•   Kleenex travel packs = essential. Can't emphasise enough.
•   Hostels don't provide towels. All the lads on our trip assumed they did, so it was a few days before there were any showers.
•   Some crap bars around claiming to be Irish bars and the only thing Irish about them is the brand new hurley nailed to the bar, the tins of Guinness and a crap internet steam of GAA games that keeps cutting out. You'll discover that any other Irish about will have found the decent place to watch a game by the Sunday which actually has Irish people who live in the city drinking in it.
•   Try the local drinks. Some beer beginning with K in a red&white can from Croatia is the nicest i've ever had.
•   Do fun things link kayaking, surfing,skydiving etc You're only young once (i think) Note: If you go sea kayaking, put sun cream on your legs!!
Feck thats a while rant. Hope it helps somehow. The only thing i regret about interailling is that i didn't do it til the summer after final year and we only went for 3 weeks.
Any of you in first year of uni with no plans for the summer, go travelling! You'll regret in a few years when you're working and get crap holidays if you don't.

christ weedonns you've came up in the world if you're able to get that down ye.  I do recall liftin half drank tinnies(and not that many of them) from our living room floor and you passed out!!
However if any of yous hoors are doin a holiday like that again gimme a shout!!

horseshit

hopefully de la hoya will shut the unsufferable f*cker up

hattons brother on now

i take it the main event starts at 4am? 

hope he gets the head hammered off him if i have to stay up that late

[Also, where can you watch online for free?]

Quiet on here re tonights big fight, would have expected more chat considering its Ricky Haton fighting    Not as muhc hype about this one as was with last years fight against the pretty boy. 

Anyway, anyone any thoughts on which way this fight will swing tonight?  Also, where can you watch online for free?  

What he said.

What he said.

http://watchliveboxing.blogspot.com/

its workin for me at the minute anyway

he should be banned for life

first the diving now this!!!!

start acting like ziggy

that usually drives the women away fairly quickly











only messin zig
but not really

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you could try the PBH either, the Pyrmont Bridge Hotel.
Will most likely be empty but I watched this years Champions league games and some national league there and the volume full tilt and no shortage of screens to watch it on.
As i said there won't be much atmosphere but you'll definately get an unobstructed view. Its 24hr too so if Paddy Maguires isn't open late enough it could be a good bet. Was in Paddys for last weeks games and it wasn't bad