101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

[the Deel Rover]

29) Post it to T Fearon and hope he gets as much enjoyment from the book as he does when he receives letters from tuam, is it handwritten

[Onion Bag]

30. It would make a great xmas present for everyone on the Tyrone Panel 

[Over the Bar]

30.          Give it to a cryptographer and see what subliminal messages can be extracted......  

[lynchbhoy]

Swap it for Peter and Jane books in Derry schools as the even larger typeface and simply constructed sentences will help the inbreds' offspring learn to read more quickly than is normally the case, say by age 14.

? ? ? - are there many tyronie kids going to school in Derry ?

31. Make tyronie kids going to school in Derry read this book when on Detention - as severe punishment!

[Hardy]

33. Put a picture of Kenny Rogers on the cover and sell it as his autobiography in "non-nationalist" areas.

(Inspired by the legendary entrepreneur selling statues of Blessed Martin de Porres around the Falls, who doubled his sales by selling them up the Shankill as Joe Louis).

[Hardy]

36. Take five or six of them, pretend it's a stack of bibles and ask Ricey did he really not say those things to Oisín.

[Balboa]

37. Circulate it in primary schools as an illustration of no matter how much financial trouble you get yourself in that if you whine and tell enough lies hopefully you will be bailed out.

[saffron sam2]

38. If you are seeking to end your marriage, read the book out loud in bed, thereby fooling the wife into thinking the divorce was her idea.

39. If you kidnap someone, you could cut out some of the words and make a handy ransom note.

[Tuamletterfan]

39. If you kidnap someone, you could cut out some of the words and make a handy ransom note.

Thanks for this one.

[Louth Exile]

40. Let Santa know about (just in case he doesn't) so as he can bring it to all the good boys and girls

[Doogie Browser]

41.  Take it to your local Bookmakers and back against every tip Oisin ever gave as he is obviously not very good at punting.

[Hardy]

42. If you're pintsofguinness, use it to press wildflowers between the pages.

[AZOffaly]

43. If you're Bud, use it to press wild Dubs between the pages.

[Captain Scarlet]

44. Dress up as Hitler Youth and burn it in the middle of the town square

[Gnevin]

46. If your AZ you can use it for practice. Read it with a highlighter and compile a list of all spelling and grammar errors for the editor