The Official World Cup 2018 Thread

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AZOffaly

Quote from: johnnycool on May 18, 2018, 12:07:31 PM
Quote from: Boycey on May 18, 2018, 12:00:44 PM
Brazil overall favourites but traditionally the South American teams struggle in Europe with only 2 beaten finalists to their names since Brazil won in Sweden in 1958. If you were offering me a free bet I'd take France with maybe Croatia as a live outsider.

In fighting going to prevent Belgium making shapes again??

Stephen Wallace rumoured to be taking over them.

Boycey

Belgium always strike me as a talented bunch of individuals but not a great team if that makes sense? But if it does click for them they could go close.

AZOffaly

Quote from: Boycey on May 18, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
Belgium always strike me as a talented bunch of individuals but not a great team if that makes sense? But if it does click for them they could go close.

Like the Dutch used to be.

Taylor

Quote from: Boycey on May 18, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
Belgium always strike me as a talented bunch of individuals but not a great team if that makes sense? But if it does click for them they could go close.

Yeah, always good players but underperform.
Martinez no bad manager but getting them to gel cant be easy.

The players not in the France squad is mental and would push most teams close

seafoid

52 years of hurt but they come out with a decent song every so often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Orior

Time to roll out this again, and at least I replaced Yugoslavia with Croatia but I'm so lazy I haven't even checked if they qualified.


Soccer World Cup Squads Announced
=======================

The following squads have been announced for the 2018 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD for World Cup
Goalkeeper: Pincochio
Sweeper:  Libero
Defenders: Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango
Midfield: Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio
Forwards: Portfolio
Substitutes: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle


CROATIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Itch
Defenders:  Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanditch
Midfielders: Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric
Wingers: Digaditch, Fallinaditch
Forwards: Horseraditch
Substitutes: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch


RUSSIAN  SQUAD
Goalkeeper:  Whodyanicabolicov
Wing Backs: Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov
Defenders:  Slalomsky, Downhilsky
Midfielders:  Risky, Swedishskev, Mastershev
Forwards:  Fuckov, Taykitov
Substitutes: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid


ROMANIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Chatanoogaciouciou
Wing Backs: Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyou
Defenders: Busqueue, Snookercu
Midfielders: Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou
Forwards: I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
Substitutes: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH  SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Toomanigoalssen
Defenders: Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen
Midfielders: Firstsson, Secondsson, Thirdsson
Wingers: Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen
Forwards: Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
Substitutes: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, YourelatedtoAlexFergusonssen


ITIALIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Baloni
Defenders: Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli
Midfielders: Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani
Wingers: Legslikejelli, Havabenni
Forwards: Wobblijelli, Spendapenni
Substitutes: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi


MEXICAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: San Francisco
Defenders: Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manual Gearbox
Midfielders: Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero
Forwards: Chihuahua, Jose
Substitutes: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Kenning Van Hire
Defenders: Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez
Midfielders: Ad Van Tagus, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe
Forwards: Van Coova, Hertz Van Rental, Transit Van Dors
Substitutes: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Farrandeelin

Who is everyone 'supporting' this time? My two (other) favourites, the Netherlands and Italy haven't made it. Might pick Portugal because of the flag.
Inaugural Football Championship Prediction Winner.

Insane Bolt

Some great names over the years.....always remember Lopez Ufarte😎

seafoid

Quote from: Orior on May 24, 2018, 10:32:25 AM
Time to roll out this again, and at least I replaced Yugoslavia with Croatia but I'm so lazy I haven't even checked if they qualified.


Soccer World Cup Squads Announced
=======================

The following squads have been announced for the 2018 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD for World Cup
Goalkeeper: Pincochio
Sweeper:  Libero
Defenders: Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango
Midfield: Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio
Forwards: Portfolio
Substitutes: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle


CROATIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Itch
Defenders:  Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanditch
Midfielders: Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric
Wingers: Digaditch, Fallinaditch
Forwards: Horseraditch
Substitutes: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch


RUSSIAN  SQUAD
Goalkeeper:  Whodyanicabolicov
Wing Backs: Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov
Defenders:  Slalomsky, Downhilsky
Midfielders:  Risky, Swedishskev, Mastershev
Forwards:  Fuckov, Taykitov
Substitutes: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid


ROMANIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Chatanoogaciouciou
Wing Backs: Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyou
Defenders: Busqueue, Snookercu
Midfielders: Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou
Forwards: I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
Substitutes: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH  SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Toomanigoalssen
Defenders: Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen
Midfielders: Firstsson, Secondsson, Thirdsson
Wingers: Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen
Forwards: Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
Substitutes: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, YourelatedtoAlexFergusonssen


ITIALIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Baloni
Defenders: Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli
Midfielders: Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani
Wingers: Legslikejelli, Havabenni
Forwards: Wobblijelli, Spendapenni
Substitutes: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi


MEXICAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: San Francisco
Defenders: Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manual Gearbox
Midfielders: Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero
Forwards: Chihuahua, Jose
Substitutes: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Kenning Van Hire
Defenders: Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez
Midfielders: Ad Van Tagus, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe
Forwards: Van Coova, Hertz Van Rental, Transit Van Dors
Substitutes: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison
I love the addition of Desert Orchid to the Russian subs
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Dire Ear

Quote from: Farrandeelin on May 24, 2018, 10:40:35 AM
Who is everyone 'supporting' this time? My two (other) favourites, the Netherlands and Italy haven't made it. Might pick Portugal because of the flag.
Egypt

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I'm always an Italian supporter as I am a small bit Italian. Probably will plump with Germany this time. The wee lad is pinning his hopes on Spain. Looking forward to it.

Avondhu star

Quote from: seafoid on May 24, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Orior on May 24, 2018, 10:32:25 AM
Time to roll out this again, and at least I replaced Yugoslavia with Croatia but I'm so lazy I haven't even checked if they qualified.


Soccer World Cup Squads Announced
=======================

The following squads have been announced for the 2018 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD for World Cup
Goalkeeper: Pincochio
Sweeper:  Libero
Defenders: Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango
Midfield: Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio
Forwards: Portfolio
Substitutes: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle


CROATIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Itch
Defenders:  Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanditch
Midfielders: Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric
Wingers: Digaditch, Fallinaditch
Forwards: Horseraditch
Substitutes: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch


RUSSIAN  SQUAD
Goalkeeper:  Whodyanicabolicov
Wing Backs: Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov
Defenders:  Slalomsky, Downhilsky
Midfielders:  Risky, Swedishskev, Mastershev
Forwards:  Fuckov, Taykitov
Substitutes: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid


ROMANIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Chatanoogaciouciou
Wing Backs: Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyou
Defenders: Busqueue, Snookercu
Midfielders: Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou
Forwards: I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
Substitutes: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH  SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Toomanigoalssen
Defenders: Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen
Midfielders: Firstsson, Secondsson, Thirdsson
Wingers: Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen
Forwards: Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
Substitutes: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, YourelatedtoAlexFergusonssen


ITIALIAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Baloni
Defenders: Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli
Midfielders: Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani
Wingers: Legslikejelli, Havabenni
Forwards: Wobblijelli, Spendapenni
Substitutes: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi


MEXICAN SQUAD
Goalkeeper: San Francisco
Defenders: Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manual Gearbox
Midfielders: Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero
Forwards: Chihuahua, Jose
Substitutes: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD
Goalkeeper: Kenning Van Hire
Defenders: Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez
Midfielders: Ad Van Tagus, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe
Forwards: Van Coova, Hertz Van Rental, Transit Van Dors
Substitutes: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison
I love the addition of Desert Orchid to the Russian subs
Ivor Bigun didn't make the panel
Lee Harvey Oswald , your country needs you

Milltown Row2

Fancy France this year, managed to back the top scorer in the Euros last time but struggling to have a pick this time! Last time out over 9 corners was a decent bet for me
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

BennyCake


blewuporstuffed

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on May 28, 2018, 06:01:30 PM
Fancy France this year, managed to back the top scorer in the Euros last time but struggling to have a pick this time! Last time out over 9 corners was a decent bet for me
The french squad looks very strong on paper anyway.
Hard to know what they will go with for the starting lineup though
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either