Things that make you go What the F**k?

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[ONeill]

we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die

we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and booting it round.
we were boppin it
we were hoppin it
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music

shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang

[ludermor]

Ludermor that used to happen all the time around The Web.

BTW why are men rapists and women sperm hunters?

It must have only happened to the lads with the fancy hair and clean shirts from outta town!

[thejuice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bna2epgVzMg

[armaghniac]

we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye

What do you expect from a song written a Derry man, he wasn't Seamas Heaney!

[Thefisherking]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bna2epgVzMg

What a w**ker, its hard to take a political lecture seriously when the lecturer is wearing a Groucho Marx mask.

[Billys Boots]

Footballers injuries, while not playing football ...

KASEY KELLER: The American international knocked out his front teeth while pulling his golf clubs out of the boot of his car.

ROY CARROLL: The West Ham goalkeeper was collecting balls from a goal during training when his foot got caught in the net and injured his knee.

RICHARD WRIGHT: Wright was ruled out of Everton's FA Cup fourth-round replay at Chelsea after suffering a freak injury during the warm-up. Wright ignored a notice warning him not to practice in the goalmouth and promptly fell over the sign, suffering a twisted ankle. The same player also damaged his shoulder falling through a loft as he was trying to pack away his suitcases.

RIO FERDINAND: During his spell at Leeds, the England defender managed to pick up a tendon strain in his knee watching television. Ferdinand had his foot up on a coffee table for a number of hours and ended up injuring a tendon behind his knee.

SEAN FLYNN: The then-Kidderminster captain suffered a broken nose, busted lip and bruised toes after tripping over his son's toy cars.

DAVE BEASANT: The veteran goalkeeper managed to rule himself out for eight weeks in 1993 when he dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot, severing the tendon in his big toe.

DAVID JAMES: The England goalkeeper once pulled a muscle in his back when reaching for the television remote control and the keen angler also tweaked his shoulder when trying to land a monster carp.

ALEX STEPNEY: In 1975 the Manchester United goalkeeper Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw while shouting at his defenders during a match against Birmingham.

CHIC BRODIE: The Brentford goalkeeper's career came to an abrupt end in October 1970 when he collided with a sheepdog which had run on to the pitch. Brodie shattered his kneecap while the dog got the ball. "The dog might have been a small one, but it just happened to be a solid one," he reflected.

SANTIAGO CANIZARES: The Spain goalkeeper missed the 2002 World Cup after accidentally shattering a bottle of aftershave in his hotel sink. A piece of glass fell on his foot, severing a tendon in his big toe.

ALAN WRIGHT: The diminutive former Aston Villa full-back strained his knee by stretching to reach the accelerator in his new Ferrari. He subsequently swapped the sports car for a Rover 416.

STEVE MORROW: The former Northern Ireland defender broke his collarbone after falling off the shoulders of Tony Adams while celebrating the 1993 League Cup final win against Sheffield Wednesday.

SVEIN GRONDALEN: The Norway defender had to withdraw from an international during the 1970s after colliding with a moose while out jogging.

ALAN MULLERY: The England star missed the 1964 tour of South America after injuring his back while brushing his teeth.

DAVID BATTY: The former Leeds and Blackburn midfielder managed to re-injure his Achilles tendon when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle.

DARREN BARNARD: The former Barnsley midfielder was sidelined for five months with a torn knee ligament after he slipped in a puddle of his puppy's urine on the kitchen floor.

LEE HODGES: The then Barnet player slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and wrenched his groin.

CHARLIE GEORGE: Arsenal's 1971 FA Cup hero managed to cut off his toe with a lawnmower.

KIERON DYER: The midfielder damaged his left eye when he collided with a pole in training when at Newcastle - ruling him out for two weeks.

LEROY LITA: The England Under-21 international damaged a muscle while stretching after he woke up.

MICHAEL STENSGAARD: The Danish goalkeeper was forced to retire after suffering an injury to his shoulder while he attempted to fold down an ironing board.

DEREK LYLE: The Dundee striker fell through a glass table in his home which required 16 stitches and he missed his side's Scottish Cup quarter-final against Queen of the South.

DARIUS VASSELL: The then Aston Villa striker missed several games after he drilled through his toe nail with a home power drill thinking it would relieve the pressure on a swollen toe. The attempt at DIY surgery succeeded only in giving the toe an infection which required medical attention.

KEVIN KYLE: The Kilmarnock striker spent a night in hospital in 2006 when his eight-month old son kicked a jug of boiling water over his crotch.

LIAM LAWRENCE: The midfielder, while at Stoke, fell down the stairs and injured his ankle after tripping over his dog.

[Harold Disgracey]

Very good. I wonder what Arguero's 'stupid injury' was and was Ballotelli in the vicinity?

[Billys Boots]

Very good. I wonder what Arguero's 'stupid injury' was and was Ballotelli in the vicinity?

Did you hear that Balotelli 'turned up' unexpectedly at the press conference after Claudio Raneiri's sacking in Milan this week.  Bizarre man. 

This is my favourite:

SVEIN GRONDALEN: The Norway defender had to withdraw from an international during the 1970s after colliding with a moose while out jogging.

[Harold Disgracey]

Horrible news.


Press Association
guardian.co.uk, Fri 30 Mar 2012 15.00 BST
Aston Villa captain Stilian Petrov has been diagnosed with acute leukaemia, the club have said.
The condition was diagnosed following tests after the Bulgaria international, 32, developed a fever following last Saturday's defeat to Arsenal.
The club said: "We expect to learn more about Stilian's situation in due course and we have moved quickly to support him and his family.
"During this time we ask that Stilian's privacy is placed ahead of all inquiries and trust that we will share information as we receive it.
"Stilian is cherished by many and he will get from Villa every ounce of love and support that we have to help bring this to a positive conclusion."

[Thefisherking]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17546743

The girl who was raped, strangled and burned in Ukraine has died of her injuries. two of the young men who arrested were 'well connected' and promply released. Glad to see they were rearrested and charged following a public outcry. Terrible stuff.

[ONeill]

Great stuff

http://youtu.be/Unf_z2FjsAk

[Puckoon]

That's mighty right there. Amanda fairly had the twins going.

[ONeill]

Thought yer woman from Kildress Inn was digging the whole joint.

[theskull1]

Travolta needs a good slap 

Not too many wireless mechanics about these days