Things I do not understand

Started by Orior, May 29, 2019, 11:30:52 AM

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BennyCake

Quote from: Cunny Funt on May 30, 2019, 05:48:56 PM
Ripped jeans how and why did it become fashion/trendy to wear them? speaking of knobs, circumcision.  People mostly celebrities that ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

Seen Travolta on tv other night. His face could hardly move with all the botox and surgery.

Mel C the same. Big wrinkly neck on her and an ironed face and inflated lips. Sweet Jesus.

OgraAnDun

Auld fellas complaining about young people's fashion.

laoislad

Quote from: BennyCake on May 30, 2019, 06:07:29 PM
Quote from: Cunny Funt on May 30, 2019, 05:48:56 PM
Ripped jeans how and why did it become fashion/trendy to wear them? speaking of knobs, circumcision.  People mostly celebrities that ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

Seen Travolta on tv other night. His face could hardly move with all the botox and surgery.

Mel C the same. Big wrinkly neck on her and an ironed face and inflated lips. Sweet Jesus.
The Mrs is watching some show on Netflix atm with Renne Zellweger.  I didn't recognise her. She looks completely different to when she was in Jerry McGuire for example.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Eamonnca1

Saw a woman in the park the other day that had the profile of the letter S because of her fake ass and fake boobs, and a face on her like the Joker because of her surgery. Awful looking.

HiMucker

Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 10:38:08 AM
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Maybe your hands are stinkin
How you know I use both hands? Your missus telling stories?  ;)

RedHand88

Why the Ulster semi final isn't in Clones.

Brick Tamlin

Got to agree about those short jeans and no socks.warrants a good kickin.

trailer

Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 08:58:04 PM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: HiMucker on May 30, 2019, 10:38:08 AM
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Maybe your hands are stinkin
How you know I use both hands? Your missus telling stories?  ;)

That's a lol from me.

imtommygunn

Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on May 30, 2019, 12:19:52 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on May 30, 2019, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on May 30, 2019, 11:41:46 AM
Dont be tellin me HiMuckers tanned knob is out there on t'interweb?!

Whatever next...

Maybe he is the westmeath physio ;D

Ah here...don't even open that door!!!

That though is something I don't understand....who the f**k ever thought it was a good idea to sent a picture of your todger to another person no matter how much you loved them????  That is something I really don't understand!

A boy in the last place I work did that "by accident" to someone in HR ;D He was a bit of a dirtbag though each to their own in case anyone takes offense if they're sending round these kind of pictures ;D

Tubberman

Quote from: imtommygunn on May 30, 2019, 10:01:15 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:52:35 AM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on May 30, 2019, 09:51:02 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on May 30, 2019, 09:48:46 AM
...people who drink sparkling water.

Sorry I have to disagree with this. Sparkling water in dilute juice is extremely refreshing....much nicer than the likes of Coke or Fanta.

I can understand it being mixed to make a kind of fizzy dilute. Cant understand it being drank as it is.

Fully agree. Horrible stuff!

On a similar note as these are fizzy too... prosecco crisps!

Sparkling water with ice is very refreshing!
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

GetOverTheBar


Keyser soze

Quote from: Eamonnca1 on May 30, 2019, 08:41:43 PM
Followed Saw a woman in the park the other day that had the profile of the letter S because of her fake ass and fake boobs, and a face on her like the Joker because of her surgery. Awful looking.

Fixed that for ye  8)

Denn Forever

I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

playwiththewind1st

Quote from: Denn Forever on May 31, 2019, 11:04:54 AM
Quote from: GetOverTheBar on May 31, 2019, 10:35:34 AM
Cricket

Sunny day and six pack of choice.

That might do you till lunch. What about the other 2 sessions?

Denn Forever

I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...