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[FA Premier League All time records]

FA Premier League All time records

Year            Winner                       Runners-up 
1992–93      Manchester United       Aston Villa 
1993–94      Manchester United       Blackburn Rovers 
1994–95      Blackburn Rovers          Manchester United 
1995–96      Manchester United       Newcastle United 
1996–97      Manchester United       Newcastle United
1997–98      Arsenal                       Manchester United 
1998–99      Manchester United       Arsenal 
1999–2000  Manchester United       Arsenal 
2000–01     Manchester United       Arsenal 
2001–02     Arsenal                       Liverpool
2002–03     Manchester United       Arsenal
2003–04     Arsenal                       Chelsea 
2004–05     Chelsea                      Arsenal
2005–06     Chelsea                      Manchester United
2006–07     Manchester United      Chelsea
2007-98     LIVERPOOL

Brendan McCann was a very active member of the Carryduff club and will be well known to those on this board involved in juvenile football. And hurling. RIP

Will that relegation play off take place? If it does will it mean anything?

What's your agenda Armaghtothebone? Which club are you with? What do you contribute?

O'Neill is very clever and subtle. Armagh4SamAgain made me laugh out loud! No contest.

Senior Football: Kilcoo
Senior Hurling: Ballygalget

Intermediate Football: Carryduff
Intermedate Hurling: Ballygalget

Junior Football: Drumaness
Junior Hurling: Ballela

Premier Reserve Football: Mayobridge
Reserve Football: Burren

Sky TV at night,
Voyeurs delight;
Sky TV in the morning,
Inexorably boring.

I reckon he took Johnnycool's advice.    He still hasn't woke up.

In Div 2 Darragh Cross beat Carryduff by a point. 0-12 to 1-08.

I think the chapel and the football pitch in Ballybofey share the same car park. That's why the local PP asked for the game to be changed.

What is the story here? How do you know the county is in a bad way financially? Has it been reported in the media? I haven't seen or heard any thing.

[BRITISH WOMEN]

BRITISH    WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


 


IRISH    WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 


ITALIAN    WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


 


JEWISH    WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 


CHINESE    WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

 


INDIAN   WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

 


AFRICAN   WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

 


MEXICAN    WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

 


The POINT?



DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

9 pages of crap! I thought this was a jokes thread!

When are the fixtures published?

Good luck to the academy team. What clubs do the non Ards boys come from? Will you be at it Lecale2 or will you not be able to drag yourself out of the Parador?