Ashley Cole shoots student

[pintsofguinness]

Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Having said that A.Cole is grade A1 p***k as is most of those over paid c*nts in EPL.

A bee sting doesn't leave a bleeding wound.
I'm sure if you went in to work tomorrow and someone shot you with an air rifle you wouldn't mind 

I very much doubt that there was any blood. And to describe it as wound. FFS you would think it was Afghanistan not some swish training ground complex. IMO not newsworthy.

Im sure if you went into work and riddled you with real bullets you would still find a way to post 12-15 messages that day.

If you read the news reports you'd see that's exactly what they said but I suppose you're an expert in air gun injuries 

[ziggysego]

Makes sense. He points the gun at someone, yet ends up shooting himself in the foot.

[Tony Baloney]

He should be shot with a ball of his own dung.

[Orangemac]

Chelsea dressing room.

Student: Here's your drink Frank and yours Mr Terry

Cole: Where's my drink?

Student: I thought you said you were all right.

Cole: I'm all right. You're not you stuttering little p***k. Get me a drink quick. Dance. You little shit.

Shoots gun.

Lampard: You shot him! What the f**k?

Terry: Better shot than one of your penalties eh Ash?

Cole: You can talk JT.

All laugh as student lies bleeding.

[The Real Laoislad]

Norf keeping very quite about this..