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Caught in a trap. You can't walk out. Because you fcuked it up Richie!
Royalties on that one go to anglocelt39.

Obviously using two different email addresses there for two different logins.
Mr. Pain suspected as much but the slip up was inevitable.

has been raving on for far too long on both message boards spreading his vile propaganda and agenda to get rid of Andrews.

So, on another topic, how do people think the u21s will get on at the weekend?
It would be nice to retain the Hastings cup.

So hot here, so hot in herre!

Mr. Pain has been reading. Never before has he seen such tripe.

Richie J can and will be ignored as it is obvious he has an agenda and resorts to name calling to his target (Mr Ego) Andrews.

CavanBoy is obviously a player who was dropped or a close relative of one with a bee in his bonnet.

Any management or Co. Board have no obligation to make a statement about issues like these. If they did so for every player who was dropped from every county team how would it work?

Pride in your own club and county should take precedent over your selection (or not) to play.

Lastly, lots of players are dropped from county teams. Get over it.


Rant over!

Well that was delightful! Well done to all involved! "I like to move it move it....."

Oh no he di-hint! OH YES HE DID! Best of luck to Cavan seniors tomorrow and U21's on Wednesday. If they can pull it off it would be just delightful.

Coming soon.......

Coming soon......

[A Christmas Message From Mr. Pain]

A Christmas Message From Mr. Pain

At this time of year Mr. Pain's  Paininis are snuggling up to a warm fire, drinking wine and eating turkey. Gifts are exchanged and kids make a hell of a lot of noise after Santy has arrived. A cold air sweeps outside and this year a white landscape blesses the day. It is a wonderful time of year for most but not for all.

Mr. Pain asks you to spare a thought for Mr. Pain himself. Today began like every other Christmas Day. Mrs. Pain got up early to sort out the turkey. The Paininis got their usual colouring book that came free with a magazine, or Santy if you wish. Great you would think. However, the Pain Dog hates Christmas. When you live in a council estate it is not very pleasant at Christmas. Mr. Pain is constantly bombarded with snowballs, usually with a stone hidden inside. One kid even threw a yellow snow ball which landed in Mr. Pain's mouth. The little trees outside the Pain residence were taken Christmas Eve and presumably placed in the homes of the unruly. Mrs. Pain burned the turkey as usual. That woman must have taken cookery classes from a bum and has the tenderness of Hollow Man. Dessert consisted of a small tub of Muller Rice or a Tangle Twister. Now, as the irked Pain-master-general sits in the cold his only respite is that Christmas is almost over.

So, Mr. Pain hopes that you all choke on your turkey sandwiches, especially Ballyhaise Man.

Christmas Rant Over!

Thanks for the times
That youve given me
The memories are all in my mind
And now that weve come
To the end of our rainbow
Theres something
I must say out loud
Youre once, twice
Three times a lady
Yes youre once twice
Three times a lady

Yes, Booj you are three times a lady. Good job in the Junior final too.

Now that a weekend of finals has passed with probably the favourites winning each is there any way there can be a shock this Sunday? The Gaels are going to be hard to beat as usual. However, word is that Sean Reilly may not start and then Denn will probably take control of midfield. This will be interesting but the problem lies with the Gaels half-back line. They have to be stopped. It may sound that the Pain dawg has something against the Gaels. He doesn't. However, it would be nice to see a new winner, even if just to break the monotony. Rant over!

It's seems that as soon as Mr. Pain turns his back fanny-fits start everywhere. Get it together or the Pain gonna come down on you with an iron fist!

Not a bad point Celt Man. But you could say Lacken and Lavey just won when they really had to and the other teams bottled it. Nevertheless, excellent rant in Mr. Pain's eyes!

Brave. Stupid.

Boojangles, shut your pie hole. Nah, just kidding. Some big games this weekend. Any predictions?

When I wake up in the morning
And the 'larm lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair she won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell (x3)

Yes, indeed Ballyhaise were saved by the bell. It's a bit ridiculous the way the draw ended up with Ballyhaise meeting the winners of Drumalee and Lavey while Knockbride play Cootehill. They most definitely should have been pooled to be kept apart. Who do ye believe will be relegated from senior the way the fixtures are? Crosserlough will find it tough to stay up but Mr. Pain predicts Cuchullains to face the drop.


With regard to the Kingspan/Tommy Carr thing, look back at what Mr. Pain wrote

On another point- Does anyone know what is the situtaion with Kingspans sponsorship of Cavan teams? Have they signed up for a few more years or is it a year by year thing? I wouldnt b suprised to see the Murtaghs having a second look at the money they are throwing to the County set-up.

Why would they Booj? They have their own man in the hot seat so they basically control the picking of the manager and lots of other decisions Mr. Pain is sure. Not a conspiracy theory by any means but if you look into it you'll find that the Pain freak is not far wrong!

Their own man as in the County board Chairman Mr. Pain? Fair enough.

As regards having their own man-Dont be so sure of that either Pain. Work and Pleasure don't mix.

Hmmm...Rant over!

Strike 2.

It has come to Mr. Pain's attention that the county board are not only incompetent but are very stubborn also. A complete reshuffle is needed with a few new names thrown in for a fresher look. Mr. Pain is aware that Cavan have gone back a step, although he did not think it possible after Lt. Frank Drebin's reign. However, the current county board should be held accountable for choosing these managers and paying big bucks.

On another matter, Mr. Pain is not impressed with others making use of his phrases, signatures and associated branding. It has happened before and Mr. Pain let it slide. JohnB Tool, you are new to this board so we will call it a warning.

Finally, while Mr. Pain was in bed last night giving one to Mrs. Pain he came up with a brilliant idea. This board has been full of bad news and negativity lately. Mr. Pain is going to cheer himself up by goin to the fancy dress in Belturbet dressed as Tommy Carr. He has already purchased a bald cap, glasses and oversized wallet. He recommends that ye minions could go dressed up as other former managers. He might have a Val Andrews wig that he could lend to someone.

Rant Over!