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[that Just for Men one with the daughter who acts like a wife]

Weird ads. Examples include that Just for Men one with the daughter who acts like a wife; and the NiQuitin one with that gaunt looking lad with a creepy grin.

Yes, was just on there. Something very strange about it.

A lot of those strange ads seem to be made in Germany or Holland and then dubbed with an English or Irish accent. Don't like them at all.

Apparently there was plenty of Vaseline about the changing rooms.

How long did that one take you to come up with?

You want to have another stab at editing your post?

As a few have said there is no mystery, cut out the crap and do some exercise. Even brisk walking will lead to considerable weight loss. If the diet is right you will be grand.

You're good on theory Minder...

Go f**k yourself

Terrible chat Minder. I obviously touched a raw nerve.

As a few have said there is no mystery, cut out the crap and do some exercise. Even brisk walking will lead to considerable weight loss. If the diet is right you will be grand.

You're good on theory Minder...

Is Whiskeynose going to do a interview?

...beyond the pale

No. Not suprising either.

Thats a joke. Does any other manager do this?

Magnanimous in defeat as usual. He does it because he gets away with it. He's an obnoxious bully.

I can't imagine him being the same player in 2 years time. He should get back to competition golf within 6 months. All he did was buck a few women behind the wife's back. It's not right but neither is it a hanging offence. He didn't kill anyone or get caught up in anyhing illegal so the sooner he faces the world the better.

Got Hurtlocker. Any use?

Watched it tonight. Some show. Will get some attention at Oscar time.

ice cream in the freezer, freezer got turned off, ice cream melted in the tub, I froze it again - ok to eat?]

same question about oven chips

Both will be fine pints. Ice cream you get in shops is often refrozen which is why you get wee ice crystals in it.

What has wee ice crystals got to do with being refrozen?

Everything.

Cream separating from water in liquid form, then frozen, then pockets of ice?

Aye something like that. Properly made and stored ice cream should be creamy not icy. However only a mug would take advice from me.

ice cream in the freezer, freezer got turned off, ice cream melted in the tub, I froze it again - ok to eat?]

same question about oven chips

Both will be fine pints. Ice cream you get in shops is often refrozen which is why you get wee ice crystals in it.

What has wee ice crystals got to do with being refrozen?

Everything.

[Diarmuid O'Sullivan]

Moisturiser is acceptable as plenty of people have dry skin. Tinted moisturisers are not acceptable products IMO.

Moisturiser is completely unacceptable................unless it is advertised by a real man.

That rules out the likes of Beckam, Donal Og and most current Dubs.

In conclusion until I see a Dara O'Shea, Mick Lyons or at a stretch Diarmuid O'Sullivan selling it, I won't be wearing any.

(p.s. if it contains alcohol then I might consider alternative uses for it).

Didn't the Rock rub a load of axle grease around his eyebrows before matches. Was that acceptable?

Apparently there was plenty of Vaseline about the changing rooms.

ice cream in the freezer, freezer got turned off, ice cream melted in the tub, I froze it again - ok to eat?]

same question about oven chips

Both will be fine pints. Ice cream you get in shops is often refrozen which is why you get wee ice crystals in it.

I would say Ireland tops the table for breaking this particular Commandment. Of all the issues affecting Ireland at the minute this really should have been way way way down the list of bills to be passed. A farce in a nation of farces.

i was outside rue last week and fella came up talking to me, he was well groomed and started to complain that his life was hard because he sooooo good looking and that people only see him for his looks and that really he was shy blah blah blah....

my response... "looks can fade, wrinkles will come and hair will recede but you'll always have a shite personality..." he the left!

Wasn't a poster on the gaaboard by the sounds of him!

One voter each for use of fake tan/sun bed and hair straighteners!

Anyone want to guess which county this person or persons hail from? The tan points me in the direction of a Belfast hurler.

Moisturiser is acceptable as plenty of people have dry skin. Tinted moisturisers are not acceptable products IMO.