Ziggy's Caption Competition - Dublin v Kerry Special

[ziggysego]

[magpie seanie]

Look at the scoreboard.

[mannix]

Pillarscreams
"LOOK AT THEM, HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM ?  THEY ARE GOING TO TIE ME TO THE LUAS TRACKS,LET IT CUT ME UP AND TALK A QUARTER OF ME TO DARNDALE,A QUARTER TO BALLYMUN, A QUARTER TO TALLAGHT,A QUARTER TO RINGSEND,A QUARTER TO CASTLEKNOCK,  AND A QUARTER TO SHERRIFF STREET"

JOHN BANNON LOOKS IN AMUSEMENT AND SAYS
"PILLAR, THERE ARE ONLY 5 QUARTERS IN ANYTHING"

[The Real Laoislad]

"Is this the way to Armidllio"

[stew]

Lookit Bannon, we need for more of the softest free's you will ever see if we are to bate these hoors from kerry, now git yer feckin finger out you silver haired bastard.

[Billys Boots]

That's the last Christmas Hamper I'm sending to Legan.

[southdown]

The GAA will be bannon you from now now on

[Orior]

Pillar "Does the Hill look out of focus to you?"

[bingobus]

Excuse me Mister, I really need a shite...are the Jacks this way?

[The Gs Man]

John Bannon wonders why Caffrey has a golf ball growing out the side of his temple.

[Goin Down]

Pillar: The Dubs on the hill were supposed to have the coke thrown to them as a surprise by now!

Bannon: I'm minding it in the boot of my car!

[thebandit]

Tell Cosgrove that the goal is that way

[Hereiam]

Jesus John I think I spotted someone with an Armagh jersey over there.

[Cloc Mor]

PILLAR - "You know the deal - all frees are meant to go that way!"

[Shamrock Shore]

"John. Play this one with me. It did wonders for Tommy Carr in Thurles in 2001 by shouting and roaring at ya. He ended up managing Roscommon"