Thieves break into police station...

[Orior]

.... and they stole all the toilet seats.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6701883.stm

The police have nothing to go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardy]

Breaking news ... when approached by police a suspect in the case ran into a local confectioners and attempted to hide in a large vat of eggs, flour and sugar. A man is in custardy.

[Uladh]

Pack up you things and get out.

[Hardy]

Gone already

[mooncatiii]

thats a hit!!