Best film quotes

Hoof Hearted · October 22, 2011, 11:14:24 PM

Quote from: ONeill on October 22, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Houston, we have a problem. (The Bodyguard 1995)

ONeill · October 22, 2011, 11:19:13 PM

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. (Brokeback Mountain 2006)

ONeill · October 22, 2011, 11:25:24 PM

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. (Titanic 1997)

Windmill abu · October 22, 2011, 11:34:09 PM

Shane. Shane! Come back! 'Bye, Shane (Bad Teacher 2011)

ONeill · October 22, 2011, 11:34:57 PM

That has yet to be confirmed.

Onion Bag · October 22, 2011, 11:38:43 PM

"we've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!"

Denn Forever · October 23, 2011, 12:01:40 AM

You know why I love Baseball?

Its the only time a blackman can raise a bat at a whiteman and not get shot.

Croí na hÉireann · October 23, 2011, 12:19:59 AM

Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click".

lawnseed · October 23, 2011, 12:39:24 AM

you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all bastards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}

Minder · October 23, 2011, 12:42:15 AM

Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on October 23, 2011, 12:19:59 AM
Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click".

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

ONeill · October 23, 2011, 12:47:14 AM

Quote from: lawnseed on October 23, 2011, 12:39:24 AM
you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all b**tards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}

Deadly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9cfQx2OZY

lawnseed · October 23, 2011, 01:10:24 AM

Quote from: ONeill on October 23, 2011, 12:47:14 AM
Quote from: lawnseed on October 23, 2011, 12:39:24 AM
you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all b**tards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}

Deadly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9cfQx2OZY

you know you gotta face worth 2000 dallas? yeh but you dont look like the one who'll collect it!
brillant stuff my favourite film and composer ennio marriconi

Ulick · October 23, 2011, 01:19:24 AM

A bit of Belfast efficiency's what they need.

[boom]

men in black · October 23, 2011, 01:28:00 AM

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist bastard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!

We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?

muppet · October 23, 2011, 01:36:42 AM

Quote from: men in black on October 23, 2011, 01:28:00 AM
My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist b**tard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!

We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?

Tyrone's Own speaking to the U-8s team?