There has been some great quotes/lines in films over the years.
Just watching Life of Brian, so many funny quotes in this one movie.
What's your best film quote/line?
When Michael Corleone puts "The Family" in front of his family
Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand
"Finish him" - John Kreese
Karate Kid
"That's one big bitch!" Passerby
Deuce Bigalow
Is it safe?
You had me at hello.
Saw a bit of Smokey & the Bandit today
The old policeman saying to the son " I told you before and i 'll tell you again, there is no way you can av come from my loins. I'm away home to kick you're mother in the butt"
That was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
Adrian.
You're gonna need a bigger boat. (Moby Dick 1956)
This clip alone has a load of classics...but go to 1min 12 secs..Mr Winston Wolfe..take a bow... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTN7Mhv59KA
I see dead people. (The Night of the Living Dead 1987)
And like that, he's gone.
Houston, we have a problem. (The Bodyguard 1995)
After all, tomorrow is another day. (The Day After Tomorrow 2004)
Quote from: ONeill on October 22, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
Houston, we have a problem. (The Bodyguard 1995)
:D :D
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. (Brokeback Mountain 2006)
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. (Titanic 1997)
Shane. Shane! Come back! 'Bye, Shane (Bad Teacher 2011)
That has yet to be confirmed.
"we've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!"
:D
You know why I love Baseball?
Its the only time a blackman can raise a bat at a whiteman and not get shot.
Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click".
you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all bastards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on October 23, 2011, 12:19:59 AM
Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click".
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Quote from: lawnseed on October 23, 2011, 12:39:24 AM
you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all b**tards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}
Deadly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9cfQx2OZY
Quote from: ONeill on October 23, 2011, 12:47:14 AM
Quote from: lawnseed on October 23, 2011, 12:39:24 AM
you know what you are? your the son of a thousand fathers all b**tards just like you! (the good the bad and the ugly}
Deadly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9cfQx2OZY
you know you gotta face worth 2000 dallas? yeh but you dont look like the one who'll collect it!
brillant stuff my favourite film and composer ennio marriconi :)
A bit of Belfast efficiency's what they need.
[boom]
My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist bastard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!
We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?
Quote from: men in black on October 23, 2011, 01:28:00 AM
My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist b**tard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!
We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?
Tyrone's Own speaking to the U-8s team?
Kelly's Heroes
Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!
To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.
Quote from: muppet on October 23, 2011, 01:36:42 AM
Quote from: men in black on October 23, 2011, 01:28:00 AM
My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist b**tard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!
We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?
Tyrone's Own speaking to the U-8s team?
Bit like this then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guT76kAPYs0&feature=related
These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting
You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?
Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
:D
"Im going out the front door with Gerry!!"
I hate the fuckin' Eagles.
Ha! you can't fool me. There's no Sanity Clause.
Priest: No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!
- Rocks thrown at Priest.
http://gaaboard.com/board/index.php?topic=4568.0
"Somebody's playing with my dick and it aint me" (Jonesy, Fallen)
The quote from the film The Outlaw Josey Wales, when they got off the barge and the charlatan who'd been selling the medicine that could cure all ills was complaining, and Josey just spat his tobacco on his white suit and said "hows it with stains"
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on October 23, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
The quote from the film The Outlaw Josey Wales, when they got off the barge and the charlatan who'd been selling the medicine that could cure all ills was complaining, and Josey just spat his tobacco on his white suit and said "hows it with stains"
A very funny scene :D
The best quote in Young Guns doesn't even have any words, he just whistles what sounds like The Lonesome Boatman?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s)
Unforgiven:
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"
Spirit: "They are Man's. They cling to me for protection from their fetters. This boy is Ignorance; this girl is Want. Beware them both, but most of all beware this boy."
Robert De Niro in" The Untouchables"
Capone
: I want you to get this f**k where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!:
The Three Amigos:
"Oh great. Real bullets. You're in a lotta trouble mister!"
The German, after shooting a number of locals in the saloon "Anyone else with a comment?"
Quote from: muppet on October 23, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
The best quote in Young Guns doesn't even have any words, he just whistles what sounds like The Lonesome Boatman?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s)
Sounds no more like The Lonesome Boatman than my wind after a feed of eels.
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
Quote from: Minder on October 23, 2011, 12:42:15 AM
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on October 23, 2011, 12:19:59 AM
Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click".
Nobody f**ks with the Jesus
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
"Right turn clyde"
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfdz6sKayd1qcemcyo1_400.jpg)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes
When the reverend Playfair comes down I want ye's all to cheer like protestants!
Quote from: ONeill on October 23, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 23, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
The best quote in Young Guns doesn't even have any words, he just whistles what sounds like The Lonesome Boatman?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREed7TT5_s)
Sounds no more like The Lonesome Boatman than my wind after a feed of eels.
Actually it sounds more like the Irish air that this song ripped off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3xSWYeST_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3xSWYeST_c)
How often do you eat eels and are they highly strung? Standard tuning or Double drop F?
Dennis Hopper's "Sicilian Scene" speech with Christopher Walken in True Romance.............. absolutely brilliant.
The ending in Bad Santa when the kid gets his own back on the bullys.............. not much by way of dialogue I know but a great scene anyway.
"Bring out the gimp"
Do you know what Nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible ****. Me.
Quote from: isourboydownyet on October 24, 2011, 03:28:46 PM
"Bring out the gimp"
there's loads in pulp fiction....
Royale with cheese
Who's motorbike is that?
That's not a motorbike it's a chopper
Who's chopper is that?
Zed's chopper
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead.
Everybody be cool, this is a robbery.
Every one of you f*ckin pigs freeze or I'll execute every mother-f*ckin last one of you.
I saw a film once called "Things to do in Denver when you're dead"....thought it was great at the time but there's a great line when a would-be assassin get's jumped by his intended phsyco victim...he's on top of him shouting...
"I am Godzilla, you are Japan"....lol.
'Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy' (Outlaw Josey Wales)
Recurring theme of Clint Eastwood films - Total Legend
jimmy two times "Im gonna get the papers,get the papers"
Quote from: NAG1 on October 24, 2011, 04:10:32 PM
Recurring theme of Clint Eastwood films - Total Legend
i know this is slightly off topic and i made reference about a quote from it in a earlier post but yesterday i heard my 7 year old son laughing uncontrollably from the living room and i went in to ask him what he was laughing at and he had just watched this scene,hilarious :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DS3nd8Nrcw
History of the world part 2 (I think)
Bring me another boy................................................... this boy's bum's burst!
disgusting but hilarious at the same time.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
The Joker- Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Goodfellas- Now Go home and get your f**king shine box.
PigPen this here's the RubberDuck an Im about to put the Hammer down! 10-4
"The Royal penis is clean your highness"
http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness (http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness)
'Fill your hands you sons of bitches' John Wayne, True Grit
Quote from: Agnes Dipesto on October 24, 2011, 09:41:59 PM
'Fill your hands you son of a bitch". John Wayne, True Grit
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.
Who are those guys?
The quiet man, during the break in the fight.
The squire 'me sister, your widow'.
The outlaw Josey Wales,
Josey 'when i get to liking someone they ain't around long'
Indian 'I notice when you get to dislikin someone they aren't around long either'.
Eastwood really was the master of the one liners and his films are littered with them.
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on October 24, 2011, 10:25:24 PM
Eastwood really was the master of the one liners and his films are littered with them.
Forrest Gump?
Quote from: muppet on October 24, 2011, 07:49:10 PM
"The Royal penis is clean your highness"
http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness (http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness)
Ha ha, is this "Coming to America"?
Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Naked gun
Muriel: How's my little boy? Gettin' along okay, sweetie?
Rocco: 'Bout as well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it in here. Ma, how's Tanya?
Muriel: Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you just love to stick your tongue into.
Rocco: Ma, please! I'm gonna get guy cramps if you keep this up!
Muriel: Sorry.
Let off some steam, Bennett
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
That's right, Matrix! You did!
I lied.
Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.
Not a film but the writers from this show have to be commended on how good they were.
Scene from Friends.
The one where Rachel is having a baby.
Having been brought into hospital and being there for 12 hours in labour (parents out there will know what this is like) the Midwife checks to see how far she is (dilated)
With the frustration of waiting the midwife says " 3cm dilated" Rachel sighs, Ross quick as a flash " 3Cm's!! Even I'm 3cm dilated!!"
Quote from: ross4life on October 24, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
The Joker- Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Goodfellas- Now Go home and get your f**king shine box.
Goodfellas is on TCM2 now.
Funny how? Like a clown etc.
Many many cracking lines in blazing saddles;
The two lads stuck in the quick sand, one of them the
black lad of course....after nearly losing the"$400 rail cart"
hedley says something to the black fella
Regarding them lying Sunning themselves
"Breaks over boy's, don't just lay there gettin suntans...it ain't gonna do you no good no how" :D
Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought,
cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Taggart: "Gal-darnit,
Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
- Taggart,
I don't know what to say really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives. It all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time.
Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces, and I think... I mean I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in life, things get taken from you. That's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life's this game of inches. And so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean... one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow too fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f**king difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this - in any fight, its the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what living is! The 6 inches in front of your face...
Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him.
That's a team, gentlemen. And either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die, as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you going to do?
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] f**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! Who's next?!
Quote from: Tyrones own on October 25, 2011, 11:04:52 PM
Many many cracking lines in blazing saddles;
The two lads stuck in the quick sand, one of them the
black lad of course....after nearly losing the"$400 rail cart"
hedley says something to the black fella
Regarding them lying Sunning themselves
"it ain't gonna do you no good no how" :D
Classic movie. Classic lines.
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is. Elias was full of shit. Elias was a crusader. Now, I got no fight... with any man who does what he's told. But when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that... in any of you. Not one.
Ed Rooney: I don't trust Ferris Bueller as far as I could throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't be throwing anyone.
Classic.
Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
—
He slimed me!
—
Doc:William H. Bonney! You are *not* a god!
Billy: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?
Anchorman was on last night....it gets funnier every time.
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection".
"It's so hot.....milk was a bad choice".
Quote from: tbrick18 on October 26, 2011, 10:32:33 AM
Anchorman was on last night....it gets funnier every time.
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection".
"It's so hot.....milk was a bad choice".
No i havent.... ah em its the pleats, its an optical illusion :D
Quote from: Up The Middle on October 26, 2011, 11:25:56 AM
Quote from: tbrick18 on October 26, 2011, 10:32:33 AM
Anchorman was on last night....it gets funnier every time.
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection".
"It's so hot.....milk was a bad choice".
No i havent.... ah em its the pleats, its an optical illusion :D
There's nothing to see here......don't act like you're not impressed...
:D
Team America in on tonight again. f**k yeah!
Quote from: LostInSpace on October 25, 2011, 11:19:34 PM
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] f**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! Who's next?!
What film is this from?
awh cute baby......what's his name? (long pause)
Carlos
nearly too many to mention from that movie
Quote from: Radda bout yeee on October 26, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: LostInSpace on October 25, 2011, 11:19:34 PM
Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] f**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! Who's next?!
What film is this from?
Coming to America
Quote from: Orior on October 26, 2011, 01:15:03 PM
Team America in on tonight again. f**k yeah!
jesus the scene were the american actor goes through the transformation to blend in in the middle-east...comes roaring out on a motorbike, with a patchy beard and a towel on his head is unreal
Champ: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Brick nods in agreement with Burgundy...some craic
more Clint (apologies if they have been posted before)
Will: Who's the fella owns this shit-hole?
Will: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zKCIf-vfbc
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Airplane :D
Infamy! Infamy!
Everyone has it in for me!
Allow myself to introduce...myself :D
Naked Gun 2 1/2
Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
[Nordberg nods in agreement]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEjo0ajod1M&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
And a better known one that I found very funny at the time.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What's on the menu this evening, Sir?
Swanney: Your favorite dish.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Excellent.
Swanney: Your usual table, Sir.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Oh, why thank you.
Swanney: Would Sir care to pay for his bill in advance?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No. Stick it on my tab.
Swanney: Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Oh, well in that case...
[hands him some cash]
Swanney: Ah, hard currency. Thank you, Sir. Can't be too careful these days. Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
Great one in Kill the Irishman when your man Macleish calls Danny Greene a potato eater. Greene responds with:
'Potato eater? Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years and half the population including my ancestors died in the great famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Speaking of culinary tastes, Mr. MacLeish, you're Scottish aren't you? Let's talk about Haggis. Haggis is seasoned lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a potato eater Mr. MacLeish but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole...'.
'I wana meet your parents and pet your dog'
'my parents are dead, my dog ate them' hot shots :D
Malibu Police Chief:
I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski.
I don't like your jerk-off name.
I don't like your jerk-off face.
I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you....jerk-off.
Do I make myself clear?
(The Big Lebowski)
Matrix reloaded
I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Jack Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
V for Vendetta (currently on BBC 2)
V introduces himself.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me "V".
Why didn't you just put the Bunny back in the box? - Con Air
Whaddya hear? Whaddya say?
James Cagney - Angels With Dirty Faces.
I'm down here ya big horses ass.
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V for Vendetta (currently on BBC 2)
V introduces himself.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me "V".
Uniquely shite film and truely horrendous prose. Vomed in my mouth throughout this scene.
Skip on over to Intermission where we have Garda Jerry played by Colm Meaney, all the quotes you'll ever need including "lets make our own movie, we'll call it Hard As Nails Cnuts!"
Talking to me about the laws of the jungle. What was it? Something about being beneath me? Silver on back? There's only one rule in this f**king jungle! When the lion's hungry, he eats!
The Gentlemen.
Something quite cool about Matthew McConaughey in this film, quite a good show for those who haven't seen it just yet.