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F**k me the IFA is an embarrassment. Kennedy is a world class tool who should be out on his ear. Mind you I would be happy enough to see Wells not far behind him.

*Desperately looking for a silver lining*Hmm at least an "IFA president accused of anti-English racism" might provide some terms of endearment with some of our Scottish hosts tomorrow night...

Hmmm, not only are owc still celebrating beating the empire motherland, but they're still a bunch of sponging wasters. England probably gave owc the £30k in the first place.

Was at a wedding in Moortown yesterday. How can anyone live in a place with no hills?

Q. How do mink get mink?

A. The same way that women get mink.

In depth explanation for the Ziggy boyo:

1) Women get mink coats from men by having sex.

2) Mummy mink and daddy mink get baby minks by having sex.

QED.


Jeez Ziggy, now that I've had to explain the whole thing it aint funny anymore 

Yeap, I wouldnt admit to those enexpected pleasures either Denn. The ones i would admit to are:

1) Winding up OWC (sorry owc!)
2) Letting me bitch lick my bolix (nice doggie)
3) Seeing Dublin getting beat by Tyrone (the sight of beards has warmed by heart)

emptied the washing machine just there and discovered the fecking cat had crawled in there!








the only positive was that it died in comfort.

LOL.

Ziggy - how do women get men to buy them mink coats?

What prey tell me is wrong with a moustache?

I dunno really, they just seem creepy to me.  A beard is just about bearable - but what's the point of a moustache?!

It means less to shave princess. I've a goatee and it

a) saves me 5 mins each morning
b) saves blades
c) gives the impression that I have a chin

Q. How do mink get mink?

A. The same way that women get mink.

That shaggable Aussie Shiela on Big Brother has a moustache which she has to bleach 

[the only bit of daily non-metrosexual activity you'll allow?]

With the proliferation of beard growth on the Tyrone team (a bit like Croatia bleaching their hair in 2002), would you allow for just a few more days stubble to grow on your face if you thought it could win you a 3rd Sam Maguire or will you forever shave your gob like your da cos it's the only bit of daily non-metrosexual activity you'll allow?

What on earth does that mean?

I'm confused!

Tyrone beat Dublin who beat Wexford who beat Armagh who beat Down who beat Tyrone.

I suppose the only conclusion is that Tyrone got better (or lucky). 

Is this the ladies championship?

Agreed, RIP, a terrible terrible episope in our history.

I am not trying to spark a debate here, this is a genuine question, so perhaps out of respect the answer can be given as fact and no opinions of the right or wrong of it thrown in...
I heard earlier on the radio that some relatives were boycotting the memorial, but didnt hear why, can anyone advise?

I think that they didnt like the wording on the memorial.

The outrage today tells me that Protestants are still in denial about Civil Rights.

none - you have 3 goldfish

Bought 2 fish in Ballymena last week. both dead now. 6 days.

You need to put them in water

But they might pee in it and drown.

Lol