Ziggy's Late Night Caption Competition

[ziggysego]

[fred the red]

david cameron kickstarts the Tories new 'visit an OAP' scheme

[never kickt a ball]

Empty head and Empey head.

[Orior]

Cameron "If I promise not to put forward Tory candidates in the occupied six counties elections then will you please take that p***k Trimble back?"

Empey "eh?"

[Orior]

Cameron "Our border security policy will help win us the next election. The technology being planned at our sea and air ports is first class"

Empey "What about Aughnacloy?"

Cameron "Eh?"

[Orior]

Cameron "Is lady Hermon really a lady?"

Empey "Oh aye, she's a **** all right"

Cameron "Eh?"

[muppet]

Cameron: Do you know who I am?

Empey: You're the man wiith the tan.

[Square Ball]

whats that large erection out the window?

[Orior]

"Isnt the quality of Ziggy's caption competition deteriorating?"

"Tis aye"