texting while drunk!

[wallyman]

i heard a great one last nite of what to text morning after

"sorry i textually rape ya "

[Dougal]

i dont start textin people till im not in a fit state to do it.tried to text the ex after the work xmas party,it went something like this. "luk,im pigse,los081"luckily it didnt send,but i have managed to send some gibberish before.