Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona

[GrandMasterFlash]

- Guns don't kill people. Larry Reilly kills people.
- When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Larry Reilly.
- Larry Reilly can divide by zero.
- Larry Reilly doesn't sleep. He waits.
- Larry Reilly is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
- Larry Reilly doesn't get frost bite. Larry Reilly bites frost.
- When Larry Reilly falls in water, Larry Reilly doesn't get wet. Water gets Larry Reilly.
- If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Laurence Reilly.

Oops, apologies Lynchboy for the overlap!

[Homer]

He's back.......

[Orior]

Larry Watch
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Larry dispensed with Antrim last Sunday. Next up is Armagh on Sunday 18th January.

[tierworker blue]

Good to see Larry back again...going on club form over the last while he certantly deserves his place.
Cue lots of match conversatons that go a little something like this...
'Let it in to Larry!'
'Go on Larry...go on...skin him!'
'Let it on Larry...ah jaysus will you let it on?!'
'Pass the f'n thing!'
'Look up Larry...LOOK UP!'
'Will ya come outa the corner?!
'That Larry Reilly is useless'...(from some auld lad behind you)

4 seconds later...
'good man Larry...savage stuff!!!'
'I'll tell you what, Larry Reilly is some man to get a point!' (from the same auld lad behind you)

[RedandGreenSniper]

Pele and Maradona have retired.

Larry Reilly doesn't retire, he just takes a break

[lynchbhoy]

Women admit that Larry Reilly is exempt form 'THE RULES'

[Orior]

Unadulterated BUMP

(just to scare the Antrim men)

[saffron sam2]

Interestingly, we not feared of Larry Reilly.

I remember the bould Larry getting an early bath in a championship match one day up in Casement - Tony Convery is more revered and feared in these parts after how he dealt with the portly Knockbride man then.

[muppet]

Bumped because Ireland needs Larry Reilly


Larry Reilly IS the Bank Guarantee.

Larry just calls it "Causeway".

[ONeill]

Larry walked into BurgerKing and asked for a Big Mac. He got it.

[mylestheslasher]

Larry walked into BurgerKing and asked for a Big Mac. He got it.

He might have done that a few times by the look of him

[muppet]

Larry Reilly can do a quintuple salchow.

[Jinxy]

Who'd win a fight between Larry Reilly and Ollie Murphy?

[muppet]

Who'd win a fight between Larry Reilly and Ollie Murphy?

Larry just whistled and the ref stopped the fight.

Ollie is scheduled to fight the ref next week.

[mylestheslasher]

Larry Reilly gets into RAIN niteclub with nothing on him but stained Y Fronts.