Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona

[omagh_gael]

Larry Reilly can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

[fitzroyalty]

You don't look at Larry Reilly's willy...Larry Reilly's willy looks at you.

[muppet]

Larry Reilly can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

His most recent such wheelie caused the CERN neutrinos to exceed the speed of light. That and the fact they were Meath neutrinos.

[Aristo 60]

Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian in history. Larry Reilly is just biding his time (for now).

[Wildweasel74]

Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol

[mylestheslasher]

Bolt would only be hearing the gun and Larry would already be on the podium collecting gold, silver and bronze.

[seafoid]

Larry has an OECD passport

[the Deel Rover]

Larry has an OECD passport

Larry doesn't need a passport he is known worldwide.

[Aristo 60]

Larry invented the whole notion of countries and borders. Indeed he also coined the phrase "keep your friends close but your enemies closer".

That's why monaghan is where it is.

[Hardy]

Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol

Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.

[Bord na Mona man]

Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol

Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.

Actually Larry Reilly has entered a team of himself in the 4 x 400m relay. By exceeding the speed of light in each leg, he'll be passing the baton to the Larry Reilly of the next time dimension.

[theticklemister]

Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol

Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.

Actually Larry Reilly has entered a team of himself in the 4 x 400m relay. By exceeding the speed of light in each leg, he'll be passing the baton to the Larry Reilly of the next time dimension.

I heard he is toe-tapping the whole way too

[mylestheslasher]

Larry Reilly decided that antrim and galway are in leinster and that London and New York are in connacht. It is also rumoured that Sean Johnston is hiding on the Kildare bench as he knows Larry is looking for him.

[Wildweasel74]

ESPN - There's fast ... and then there's Usain Bolt fast.
take it they have never seen Larry reilly fast lol.

Although i think Larry would have met his match in the women heavyweight weightlifting, didn`t think it possible that a Woman could lift so much, unreal

[trileacman]

Larry Reilly was disqualified from this years Olympics after it was discovered he won the javelin competition with a shot putt. He was also disqualified from the 40k walk as he sprinted the whole way.