First world problems

[armaghniac]

Things that threaten civilisation
The great Whatsapp outage of 2017
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/technology/whatsapp-is-down-company-aware-of-outage-issue-and-working-to-fix-it-35678584.html

[MoChara]

I'll be telling my grand kids about how I survived the great Whatapps famine of 2017

[HiMucker]

f**king  leaves keep blowing in to my swimming pool

[Avondhu star]

That's not a major problem. You should have seen how difficult it was to get organic Goose fat to coat the courgettes at the weekend

[Aristo 60]

There was a tad too much honeycomb in the wife's £15 gin cocktail one day there recently.

[ziggysego]

I didn't even notice.

[laoislad]

I didn't even notice.

If you were a member of the gaaboard WhatsApp group you would have noticed.

[armaghniac]

I didn't even notice.

Is Tyrone in the First World?

[HiMucker]

I didn't even notice.

Is Tyrone in the First World?

Its in middle earth

[The Subbie]

Apparently there is a prawn shortage in Australia at the minute, damned inconsiderate, I always have seafood laksa on Friday at luncheon.

[Milltown Row2]

People complaining how poor the economy is while lying on sun bed in Barbados

[Avondhu star]

Anyone notice how difficult it is to get good plain looking domestic staff now? Our last scullery maid used flounce around like that tart Beyonce. Didn't do his Lordships heart any good

[Tony Baloney]

People complaining how poor the economy is while lying on sun bed in Barbados

By any chance, are you referring to our resident champagne socialist, Seafoid?! 

[Milltown Row2]

People complaining how poor the economy is while lying on sun bed in Barbados

By any chance, are you referring to our resident champagne socialist, Seafoid?! 

There is not a country he hasnt visited or worked in.... His carbon footprint and ravaged this earth to near distintion and his electric bill for his internet use (namely google and Wiki search) is beyond the pail!!

Obviously he rowed to the countries on a boat and cycled around the place while living in a tent and eating berries picked from the side of the road

[seafoid]

Your £5 bottle of Château Plonk is now £6.50 following the democratic exercise of the will of the British people.