Corny One for Friday

[full back]

If they were both Chinese why were they speaking English, eh?

Because they own Imperial City on Botanic..............speaking more & more English to try & improve

[SidelineKick]

If they were both Chinese why were they speaking English, eh?

Because they own Imperial City on Botanic..............speaking more & more English to try & improve

Ah so.

[lfdown2]

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

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Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz

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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol

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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.

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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

[SidelineKick]

I only get one of those (Andy Goram).

Are the rest funny?

[DennistheMenace]

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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

[lfdown2]

I only get one of those (Andy Goram).

Are the rest funny?

yes

[SidelineKick]

I only get one of those (Andy Goram).

Are the rest funny?

yes

good.

[longrunsthefox]

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Quote:
Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

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Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

Quote:
Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Quote:
Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz

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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol

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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.

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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

what?!!!

[SidelineKick]

Thank fcuk! Fox I was thinking the same thing!!

[DennistheMenace]

Waaaay too complicated for non-soccer heads.

[Schkite]

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request


Quote:
Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this


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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday


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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

Very good! 

[longrunsthefox]

Me thinks you are Schkiting us, Schkite 

[Schkite]

Me? Never!

[supersub]

Very good

[Muzz]

I know I shouldnt but I'll try and explain to some - I didnt get them all as Im not a facebook user so....

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

All the players mentioned turned down offers to join Hull City - Phil Brown is their manager


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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

Alberto has recently signed for Liverpool - as you may have heard in the news lots of Liverpool footballs have been robbed...namely the players that say "like this" (not being a facebook user I assume you can click on something when you agree with their statement?)


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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Man City have signed that many strikers that not all of them can possibly start on Saturday.  Therefore this is tongue in cheek statement as they all believe they will start


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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

Marcus Bent is known as a bit of a useless footballer.  This weekend his team play Manchester United who Alex Ferguson manages!  As Marcus is useless Alex is happy that he will be starting.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

Dont get it!  But assume he has no friends...

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
Dont gte this either

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

Mark Hughes Manages Man City.  He wants to buy Jeleon Lescott that plays for Everton who is managed by David Moyles.  If Moyles is skint he will have to sell Lescott to City

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

Dont get!