Corny One for Friday

[curvey]

I thought it was funny...stupid males

Anyone else think Curvey is obviously a male posing as a female have read her/his three comments and i can pick up on this already 

Well whatever you think ::)There's no doubting your sex thats for sure

[longball]

I thought it was funny...stupid males

Anyone else think Curvey is obviously a male posing as a female have read her/his three comments and i can pick up on this already 

Well whatever you think ::)There's no doubting your sex thats for sure

Why thank you I am the sex.

This dude obviously male anyone else agree/disagree etc?

[supersub]

Didnt know where to put this, pretty funny for a friday!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kN15IZGeMg

[curvey]

I thought it was funny...stupid males

Anyone else think Curvey is obviously a male posing as a female have read her/his three comments and i can pick up on this already 

Well whatever you think ::)There's no doubting your sex thats for sure

Why thank you I am the sex.

This dude obviously male anyone else agree/disagree etc?

OK you win. Ive work to do and don't have the time nor patience to argue with your we immature comments.

[longball]

I thought it was funny...stupid males

Anyone else think Curvey is obviously a male posing as a female have read her/his three comments and i can pick up on this already 

Well whatever you think ::)There's no doubting your sex thats for sure

Why thank you I am the sex.

This dude obviously male anyone else agree/disagree etc?

OK you win. Ive work to do and don't have the time nor patience to argue with your we immature comments.

Defo a dude.

Its nice to win one for a change.

[Billys Boots]

A retired, poor farmer in the back end of Kerry decided he would like a little nookie one Saturday evening. So he arranged for a lady of the night to visit him. It so happened that she was Lithuanian, and after they had completed the bookie-business he asked her how much he owed her. "One hundred euro" she replied. "Oh, I don't have that kind of money", the farmer said. After some haggling, he said, but I do have this All Ireland medal. Anyway she realised she wasn't going to get her money, so she took the medal.

The next night after her duties had been completed with another Kerryman and he asked how much he owed her, she said "€150". "What?" the man replied, "that's very expensive". "Yes, but I have an All Ireland medal" the hooker said.

[curvey]

A retired, poor farmer in the back end of Kerry decided he would like a little nookie one Saturday evening. So he arranged for a lady of the night to visit him. It so happened that she was Lithuanian, and after they had completed the bookie-business he asked her how much he owed her. "One hundred euro" she replied. "Oh, I don't have that kind of money", the farmer said. After some haggling, he said, but I do have this All Ireland medal. Anyway she realised she wasn't going to get her money, so she took the medal.

The next night after her duties had been completed with another Kerryman and he asked how much he owed her, she said "€150". "What?" the man replied, "that's very expensive". "Yes, but I have an All Ireland medal" the hooker said.

what did she say? R is it a secret

"I'm from Tyrone and we have plenty of those medals".lol

[illdecide]

  Thats a cracker, not

[Orior]

Q. What do you call Bob the Builder during a recession?

A. Bob

[stpauls]

Q. What do you call Bob the Builder during a recession?

A. Bob

you been listening to Today FM by any chance Orior? 

[ziggysego]

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about 'Oral Sex':



a.. 3% liked the warmth.



b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation.











c.. 93% appreciated the silence.

[illdecide]

Only you guys out there with kids would appreciate this wan...

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN


1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

_____________________________________________________
Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby : You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.


________________________________________________
The Layette :

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
______________________________________________________

Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

______________________________________________________
Dummy:

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

______________________________________________________
Nappies:

1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
____________________

Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

______________________________________________________
Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached...
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

______________ ________________________________________
At Home:

1st baby : You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

______________________________________________________
Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his pocket money

[blewuporstuffed]

 

[Orior]

Thats old news mate.

[under the bar]

Thats old news mate.

It's also the most amateur bit of photo-shopping in history.  You'd have thought they'd at least try to get the words 'jobs' & 'blow' level with one another when they switched them around.