Corny One for Friday

[Billys Boots]

How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

[High Wide and Handsome]

How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

shite!

[longrunsthefox]

They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out


What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films?    Disney films can still touch kids


There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back!     Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.


Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again


Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

You're going to hell for that stuff...  very good tho 

[Billys Boots]

How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

shite!

Who says it has to be tasteless to upset people?

[tyronefella]

[Mod3] I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you haven't been on the other threads, but jokes like that are subject to a 5 day ban.

[ziggysego]

How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

shite!

Ah I don't know, found it quite humorous.

[High Wide and Handsome]

How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

shite!

Ah I don't know, found it quite humorous.

lol

[Caid]

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfect pint of Guinness, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the a perfect pint and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."  Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, hurling, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says ... real slowly ...

So ......... are ye gonna follie Tyrone again this year?"

[High Wide and Handsome]

Just got this msg on my phone:


As a mark of respect to wacko jacko thousands of paedophiles are putting on their white gloves and marching all over the North of Ireland...........on the 12th July! lol 

Prob already been on but ah well.

[full back]

Just got this msg on my phone:


As a mark of respect to wacko jacko thousands of paedophiles are putting on their white gloves and marching all over the North of Ireland...........on the 12th July! lol 

Prob already been on but ah well.

Careful

[longball]

Whos turn is it to report him. Goodbye HW&H been nice knowing ya!

[High Wide and Handsome]

Just got this msg on my phone:


As a mark of respect to wacko jacko thousands of paedophiles are putting on their white gloves and marching all over the North of Ireland...........on the 12th July! lol 

Prob already been on but ah well.

Careful

aye i know. going no further. dont want to end up exiled like the heroic sideline kick, i'll decide and screen exile. the mrytrs they are lol  

[full back]

Whos turn is it to report him. Goodbye HW&H been nice knowing ya!

Cant be POG's turn

[supersub]

Ah you have to t(h)read carefully on the board at the mo with this sort of stuff, i'd keep away from it or there will be a distinct lack of posters available for selection over the next week or so!!

[High Wide and Handsome]

Whos turn is it to report him. Goodbye HW&H been nice knowing ya!

Cant be POG's turn

Whos turn is it to report him. Goodbye HW&H been nice knowing ya!

Cant be POG's turn

jesus that man gets a tough time of it lol