Corny One for Friday

[longrunsthefox]

Tis funny, and sad, and true.

what is sad about it? a man going for a pint... so what?

[Orior]

Tis funny, and sad, and true.

what is sad about it? a man going for a pint... so what?

I just got the notion that Dad was more interested in getting a pint than the girls ceremony - why else would she know what her Dad wanted. Some parents consider it the child's day, and take them out for dinner, or visit grandparents etc

[stephenite]

I'd agree with Orior's notion - I'd go further, even at that age the young girl recognises that any family celebration involves her Father and alcohol, and it is sad.

[gander]

Lighten up lads!  Maybe the Da goes for a pint after mass.

[illdecide]

A fat bird in a bar says "if you can guess my weight u can screw me". Bloke says "93 stone you fat ugly bitch", she says "thats close enough you lucky bastard"

[SidelineKick]

Whatdoesthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboarddo?

[Orior]

Whatdoesthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboarddo?

Verygoodindeed, side line kick

[ziggysego]

Tis funny, and sad, and true.

what is sad about it? a man going for a pint... so what?

I'm guessing when you're sons made their first holy communication, you were chomping at the bit to get to the local eh.

[longrunsthefox]

Tis funny, and sad, and true.

what is sad about it? a man going for a pint... so what?

I'm guessing when you're sons made their first holy communication, you were chomping at the bit to get to the local eh.

That is very hurtful Zigy -I would not miss my boy's communion and with help from friends was able to watch it by live video linkup from our local. 

[Santino]

Whats got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog

[screenmachine]

what a bunch of judger's?  Let the man have a beer if he wants one, its not affecting anything you do, at least he's not drinking during the ceremony like the feckin priest!  Wineo...

[SidelineKick]

Ah that reminds me of one of my old favourites.

What has 10 legs and can't walk?

2 and a half dead dogs.

Oh and another:

What do Osama Bin Laden and David Beckham have in common?

Both of them have beards except for David Beckham 

[gawa316]

Saw my mate the other day, he's only got one arm.

'Where you off to?' I shouted

'To chage a light bulb.' He said

'That's going to be awkward, isn't it?' I replied

'No...I've still got the receipt!'

[ziggysego]

what a bunch of judger's?  Let the man have a beer if he wants one, its not affecting anything you do, at least he's not drinking during the ceremony like the feckin priest!  Wineo...

Doesn't affect me personally. I just pity the poor child. In one of the most important days of the young child's life, all she or he wants is a little love and attention of Dad. Imagine how upsetting it would be, to see Dad looking at his watch so he can make up the time in the pub.

[longrunsthefox]

what a bunch of judger's?  Let the man have a beer if he wants one, its not affecting anything you do, at least he's not drinking during the ceremony like the feckin priest!  Wineo...

Doesn't affect me personally. I just pity the poor child. In one of the most important days of the young child's life, all she or he wants is a little love and attention of Dad. Imagine how upsetting it would be, to see Dad looking at his watch so he can make up the time in the pub.