Corny One for Friday

[illdecide]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

[Orior]

Welcome back to the jokes thread Illdecide, but you need to do better.

[Mickey Linden]

Did yous hear about the man who invented knock knock jokes? He won a nobell prize.

[mikehunt]

Heard this Rosconmon fella bragging about his conquests.  Asked him how many he'd been with. He started counting silently and then just nodded off.

[illdecide]

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[illdecide]

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, "My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

[gallsman]

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, "My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

Bit creepy to be honest.

[Maguire01]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

[armaghniac]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

[Maguire01]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

But it wasn't funny either.

[HiMucker]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

But it wasn't funny either.

In your opinion

[gallsman]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

But it wasn't funny either.

In your opinion

Based on the previous five or six efforts, I think there's plenty of evidence to support the opinion.

[HiMucker]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

But it wasn't funny either.

In your opinion

Based on the previous five or six efforts, I think there's plenty of evidence to support the opinion.

Here have a fcukin look at the thread title, I don't think we are on here critiquing the next Billy Connolly   

[armaghniac]

Customs took away my fortified wine.
I've been de-ported.

I'd an energy assessor come to my house
He gave me a draught report.

[illdecide]

So basically his father thinks inbreeding is preferable to evolution. Hmmm.

A person with a sense of humour is preferable to a nit picker.

But it wasn't funny either.

Don't laugh then. I'll send them thru to u first to see if u approve before posting