Corny One for Friday

[armaghniac]

At the Irish Open in Newcastle this year an interviewer asked one of the professionals how he had got on. Not too bad said the player as my usual caddy took ill and I had to hire one of the locals. I can't remember his name said there golfer but he was a protestant. How do you know he was a protestant asked the interviewer? The golfer replied when I finished the eleventh hole and asked him where's the twelfth. He said Banbridge this year.

Stolen from LAD.

How many jokes here are original?

[Maguire01]

At the Irish Open in Newcastle this year an interviewer asked one of the professionals how he had got on. Not too bad said the player as my usual caddy took ill and I had to hire one of the locals. I can't remember his name said there golfer but he was a protestant. How do you know he was a protestant asked the interviewer? The golfer replied when I finished the eleventh hole and asked him where's the twelfth. He said Banbridge this year.

Stolen from LAD.

How many jokes here are original?

It worked better with the pictures.

[armaghniac]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

[muppet]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

She should be happy, it will help with the spring cleaning.

[armaghniac]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

She should be happy, it will help with the spring cleaning.

She will be glad of the change, usually she is climbing the walls.

[muppet]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

She should be happy, it will help with the spring cleaning.

She will be glad of the change, usually she is climbing the walls.

If she reads this, you'll be for the high jump!

[cuconnacht]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

She should be happy, it will help with the spring cleaning.

If she reads this, you'll be for the high jump!

She will be glad of the change, usually she is climbing the walls.

Its all his own fault,he shouldn't have sprung it on her,no wonder she`d be hoppin mad.

[armaghniac]

I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.

My wife hit the roof!

She should be happy, it will help with the spring cleaning.

If she reads this, you'll be for the high jump!

She will be glad of the change, usually she is climbing the walls.

Its all his own fault,he shouldn't have sprung it on her,no wonder she`d be hoppin mad.

Well, sure I met her on the rebound.

[Hardy]

A loaded truck spilled five thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus over a wide area when it was involved in a huge multi-vehicle crash as it left a Manchester publisher's warehouse yesterday.

When our reporter caught up with eye-witnesses, he found them stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

[Orior]

Very good and I'm going to re-use it accordingly, suitably, fittingly, aptly and so on and so forth.

[5 Sams]

11 years ago Greece won Euro 2004...today they could do with 2004 Euros.

[illdecide]

11 years ago Greece won Euro 2004...today they could do with 2004 Euros.

Is that even a joke?

Like this one...

From Armagh County Board..."Come home agent McCorry your job is done, mission accomplished". Prob not be laughing after Sun

[5 Sams]

11 years ago Greece won Euro 2004...today they could do with 2004 Euros.

Is that even a joke?

Like this one...

From Armagh County Board..."Come home agent McCorry your job is done, mission accomplished". Prob not be laughing after Sun

...at least mine was mildly amusing....as for yours we were saying that about Paddy O'Rourke years ago!

[brokencrossbar1]

11 years ago Greece won Euro 2004...today they could do with 2004 Euros.

Is that even a joke?

Like this one...

From Armagh County Board..."Come home agent McCorry your job is done, mission accomplished". Prob not be laughing after Sun

...at least mine was mildly amusing....as for yours we were saying that about Paddy O'Rourke years ago!

Typical Down man, living in the past and former glories!!!

[5 Sams]

11 years ago Greece won Euro 2004...today they could do with 2004 Euros.

Is that even a joke?

Like this one...

From Armagh County Board..."Come home agent McCorry your job is done, mission accomplished". Prob not be laughing after Sun

...at least mine was mildly amusing....as for yours we were saying that about Paddy O'Rourke years ago!

Typical Down man, living in the past and former glories!!!