Corny One for Friday

[All of a Sludden]

What's got two legs and kills women?


The Pistorius brothers.

[Orior]

I love bacon. Do you?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/i-am-the-greatest-thing-of-all-time-says-bacon-2013030761993

[Orior]

Last night I went to Tescos and bought a 1 litre bottle of Tippex.


Big mistake.

[T Fearon]

Reading have offered Chris Huhne the vacant Manager's post.They'll happily take three points off anybody!

[ziggysego]

You must get some pretty shit texts sent to you, if this is your text of the year.

[Hardy]

How many women does it take to park a car properly?
- Nobody knows. It's never been done.

[Billys Boots]

Accountants are worse at parking than women - in my experience. 

[Hardy]

I thought their chauffeurs did the parking.

[Billys Boots]

They probably lack the practice alright. 

[Shamrock Shore]

Accountants are worse at parking than women - in my experience.

WTF?

[Orior]

Accountants are worse at parking than women - in my experience.

WTF?

I think we should park this conversation. Any volunteers?

[ziggysego]

Accountants are worse at parking than women - in my experience. 

Rois?

[Maguire01]

New Pope Francis & ex Pope Benedict are both now resident at the Vatican which will hence forth be known as Frankie & Benny's

[ziggy90]

New Pope Francis & ex Pope Benedict are both now resident at the Vatican which will hence forth be known as Frankie & Benny's

That's a cracker. 

[Billys Boots]

Accountants are worse at parking than women - in my experience.

WTF?

I think we should park this conversation. Any volunteers?

SS and Rois are excluded from my gross generalisation - I work next door to an accountancy firm and their parking is always all over the place, regularly taking up two speace each with their cars.  Head wreck.