Corny One for Friday

[Shamrock Shore]

Tooth Hurtee

Reported to moderator for being racist!

[Dougal Maguire]

I read that joke in the Dandy Annual in 1970

[All of a Sludden]

It wasn't funny then either.

[brokencrossbar1]

I read that joke in the Dandy Annual in 1970

I know but it's Orior telling so give him a bit of leeway...

[Orior]

How do you know there is a ceili band at your door?

There are two knocks and then they all come in together!

Very good. And for those that dont believe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W-N8JeVTM0&feature=related

[Agent Orange]

Border Collie for sale. Come, Buy.

[southdown]

I was in australia with the wife recently, when she was stung on the minge by a hornet,

I phoned a local doctor, who was a bit of a laid back, surfer type,

"Doc, please help me"

"Hey, what s up man?"

"My wife has been stung on her vagina and its completely closed up"

"Bummer dude"

"Thanks doc, bye"

[Hardy]

At Polish immigration -

Name?
- Angela Merkel.

Occupation?
- Not this time - just here for the football.

[All of a Sludden]

A threesome is sex between three people.
A twosome is sex between two people.
I now know why they call you handsome!

[southdown]

The Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Priest says "What are you doing here?" HB says "You can't have mass without me"

[johnneycool]

The Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Priest says "What are you doing here?" HB says "You can't have mass without me"

As much as its topical, I'd say you'd get some blank faces telling that in company.

[upmonaghansayswe]

[Orior]

The Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Priest says "What are you doing here?" HB says "You can't have mass without me"

Very good

[Orior]

Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife.

Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over.

"Would you like the negatives?" I asked.

"Yes please," he said sheepishly.

I said "Ok then, your wife's got saggy tits, a fat arse and she should think about giving her fanny a good trim"

[illdecide]

If you are over 40 yrs old you MUST take this
Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S


answers below


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Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

You do NOT have Alzheimer's

You're a Pervert!!