Christmas - is it class or not?

[Square Ball]

Merry Christmas
Its a most wonderful time of the year

[stew]

Things I hate about Christmas.....

Linfield v Glentoran (so what?)
Mass (I'm joining the CoI this year)
Turkey
Sweaters
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!! (Although my mate has a blue movie for me this year in which a crowd of incontinent people have an orgy - it's called 'Shitty Shitty Gang Bang' ..)
Having to shag my wife's sister (again) (when I drop over the kids' toys on Christmas Eve)
Places Bring Shut
It's a Wonderful Life (Aye! it is surely)




Turkey Curry
Bailey's Cream
Having to shag my wife's sister (again) (when I pick her up to bring over to ours on New Year's Eve)

What sort of family are you are part of at all hurler?? My sister in law is a stunner but no matter how good looking she was she would be one of the last wemen on earth i would mess with. Why would you 'have' to shag her?

[Hurler on the Bitch]

Stew - your not a man until you have had your wife, your Sister in Law and their Ma in the same bed at the same time (I was that soldier!) Ref - the Sister in Law - She should be thankful that I'm there to tend to her needs. The fact is that I have been "plugging that gap" for a while now since her boy jumped ship - don't want her seizing up like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz!! It's not my fault that 'it's eating the leg off her' if you ask me the fecking thing needs a muzzle on it. Anyhow, I am only providing a service - just like St Vincent de Paul - at Christmas! 

[ONeill]

Love nothing better than roasting my nuts over an open fire before tackling the stuffing.

[turkey+ham]

Mmmmmmm turkey, ham, stuffing and all the trimmings

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Love the Christmas dinner, but love going to Mass on Christmas Eve/Morning, you meet people you haven't seen in ages (ones home from abroad etc..). Class.

[Puckoon]

Love the Christmas dinner, but love going to Mass on Christmas Eve/Morning, you meet people you haven't seen in ages (ones home from abroad etc..). Class.

the parish priest?

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Love the Christmas dinner, but love going to Mass on Christmas Eve/Morning, you meet people you haven't seen in ages (ones home from abroad etc..). Class.

the parish priest?

Ah Puckoon, I just got married last year (1st Anniversary just past), the good lady Mrs GDA has restored my attendance at Mass.
Have always been faithful, but attendance at Mass fell off during and after Uni!

[Puckoon]

Congratulations, its my two year anniversary on friday. I fell away myself but Mrs Puck has brought me back to the fold! That and my mum saying the novena everytime I fly home

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Congratulations, its my two year anniversary on friday. I fell away myself but Mrs Puck has brought me back to the fold! That and my mum saying the novena everytime I fly home

Gotta give credit to the female of the species for keeping us right. 

[Fishbat]

Congratulations, its my two year anniversary on friday. I fell away myself but Mrs Puck has brought me back to the fold! That and my mum saying the novena everytime I fly home

Gotta give credit to the female of the species for keeping us right. 

Does mass keep ye right?

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Congratulations, its my two year anniversary on friday. I fell away myself but Mrs Puck has brought me back to the fold! That and my mum saying the novena everytime I fly home

Gotta give credit to the female of the species for keeping us right. 

Does mass keep ye right?

Note the smiley at the end of the sentence!

[SeanSouth]

Love the Christmas dinner, but love going to Mass on Christmas Eve/Morning, you meet people you haven't seen in ages (ones home from abroad etc..). Class.

That isnt always a good thing, where i come from when people have been away, Uni/working abroad, they had a habit of coming home at Xmas with a pierced nose and an English/American accent.............

[Puckoon]

According to my brother, I have one of these.

Love the Christmas dinner, but love going to Mass on Christmas Eve/Morning, you meet people you haven't seen in ages (ones home from abroad etc..). Class.

That isnt always a good thing, where i come from when people have been away, Uni/working abroad, they had a habit of coming home at Xmas with a pierced nose and an English/American accent.............

You have one yet gabriel, eh?

[pintsofguinness]

How do you get through the family Christmas thing without using an empty wine bottle to bash someone's head in?