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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2017, 03:51:03 PM »
You would be a bit of a local celebrity about town Don!

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2017, 08:11:36 PM »
Locka locka loo.

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2017, 04:22:55 PM »

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2017, 07:23:21 PM »
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Yes we take our Buckfast very seriously.

And yez wonder why ye haven't won a championship in years?😂

Bucky was/is taken just as seriously in Armagh. Didn't stop the Ogs winning a championship!

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2017, 08:00:30 PM »
Interesting fact: there's a place beside Lurgan called the Munchies.
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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2017, 08:47:54 PM »
Interesting fact: there's a place beside Lurgan called the Munchies.

Spelt Montiaghs though.

On the Bucky, Derek is going to have some bother when his 2000 punters realise there's not actually any in the Easter egg.
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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2017, 08:50:55 PM »
 I phoned an estate agent to enquire about a property in Lurgan...I'm actually considering moving to this fine place!

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2017, 11:00:37 PM »
I phoned an estate agent to enquire about a property in Lurgan...I'm actually considering moving to this fine place!

Just go out the road a couple of mile to Aghagallon.

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2017, 12:09:47 AM »
I phoned an estate agent to enquire about a property in Lurgan...I'm actually considering moving to this fine place!

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2017, 09:43:20 AM »
I phoned an estate agent to enquire about a property in Lurgan...I'm actually considering moving to this fine place!

Just go out the road a couple of mile to Aghagallon.

And when you get there and smell the silage just turn 180 degrees and drive straight back into Lurgan ;)
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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2017, 01:29:56 PM »
I phoned an estate agent to enquire about a property in Lurgan...I'm actually considering moving to this fine place!

Just go out the road a couple of mile to Aghagallon.

And when you get there and smell the silage just turn 180 degrees and drive straight back into Lurgan ;)

Typical townie.

Silage smells lovely. However slurry can be an issue, especially chicken or pig slurry.
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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2017, 04:07:18 PM »
Interesting fact: there's a place beside Lurgan called the Munchies.

Spelt Montiaghs though.


I'm from there myself.

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Re: Lurgan
« Reply #89 on: March 24, 2017, 07:17:30 PM »
Interesting fact: there's a place beside Lurgan called the Munchies.

Spelt Montiaghs though.


I'm from there myself.

Aghagallon?