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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2016, 01:56:44 PM »
Congress votes to introduce Blue Card - The Blue card will be shown to players, managers or supporters who call for a Black Card when it is really a Yellow Card.

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2016, 02:02:59 PM »
Congress votes to introduce Blue Card

Perhaps the blue card could be used for bad language, ref you are a f@!$ing
if at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2016, 09:18:31 PM »
Back together - Gerald Kean and Lisa Murphy talk exclusively to Barry Egan
[Insert county name] plunged into crisis - Martin Breheny
Remembering Katy French. How her death caused the end of the Celtic Tiger - Brendan O'Connor
The gentle Black and Tan - Eoghan Harris
Sinn Fein/IRA tanks and troops assembling along the border - Jim Cusack
GAA online forums a bigger threat than ISIS - Eamonn Sweeney

Next week Declan Lynch writes another article mocking bogball and stickfighting while brave investigative journalist Niamh Horan roots through the bins of Krystle nightclub.

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2016, 11:38:31 PM »
Gerald Kean's barbecue tips while wearing a suit
Another kn#cker murdered over drugs. Gory pictures and sensationalist analysis by Jim Cusack 
Why do kn#ckers sell drugs by Jim Cusack
Katy French was so glamorous by Barry Egan
Rosanna Davison shows us into her glamorous greenhouse and talks about lettuce
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2016, 01:20:13 PM »

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2016, 01:33:04 PM »
Breaking news

GAA star caught eating a sandwich.

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2016, 02:35:51 PM »
Breaking news

GAA star caught eating a sandwich.

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I couldn't believe what happened next!

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2016, 06:24:56 PM »
Barman Leaves his job over being told he can't speak Irish proper. 

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that says what he means and
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2016, 07:18:46 PM »
We name Ireland's rugger huggers


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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2016, 07:35:11 PM »
US Presidential Candidates both have aides!
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #41 on: October 02, 2016, 04:45:47 PM »
The land of milk and honey
Ruth Ugly Edwards on why criticisng Israel makes you a Nazi and why Arabs aren't human beings anyway

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #42 on: October 02, 2016, 04:47:31 PM »
Katy Hopkins eat your heart out... and I've got bigger tits
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2016, 02:01:32 PM »
Why you cannot leave your children in the care of a Sinn Fin babysitter by Eilis O Hanlon
The squeezed middle by Lise Hand, James Fitzsimmons,  John Drennan etc all day every day
The evil of West Cork Republicans by Eoghan Harris
 Life under British rule was fantastic by Egham Harris
Buy AIB shares by our financial correspondent
Buy a house before it is too late slow coach


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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2016, 02:51:27 PM »
A list of the top 10 Gaa lists by Martin Brehony.
The A-Z of GAA off season lists also by Martin Brehony

I know for a fact he is working on these articles as we speak.