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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2006, 08:17:56 AM »
Admin can you remove this pornographic image? The above link IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! Using a childs photograph like that is a disgrace. What if someone from her family or friends at nursery were to see that?

ITOB - can you report yourself to Admin again? You made an inappropriate post last night when you were drunk.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2006, 10:19:04 AM »
Get off my high horse? What sort of pervert thinks child porn is OK on a GAA Discussion Board? Unbelievable!! That ITOB should be reported to the Garda! Does that childs mother know he took that photo and posted it here?

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2006, 10:21:10 AM »
People can make up their own decision on this but I think that it is sick and would rather not see this sort of shit.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2006, 10:56:05 AM »
It's not Child porn but it's certainly not funny IMO. It sick and should be removed. If ITOB took the photo he needs a good talking to.
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2006, 12:58:46 PM »
Child porn!?!  :D You could get a job writing for the Orish sun! Headline, "Will somebody please think of the children..."

It's bloody funny thats what it is. Jeeezz some of ye would want to calm down a wee bit, it's the weekend lads, chill have a laugh. I have seen the e-mail before and it's a long long way from child porn or in my opinion even offensive. Did some of ye ring into Liveline yesterday to complain about Podge & Rodge's foul language too?
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2006, 01:38:17 PM »
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Interested in pints, fags, Gaelic football and starting scraps in the Tunnel at three in the
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Fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
Exists in this cruel county of hatchet-faced b1tches. Box53/41
 
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Shirty After a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more (must not mind the smell of fish)
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Artistic Maghery woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks by Lough Neagh,
writing poetry, unusual cow-dung and interesting brown rice dishes,
seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as
we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey.
Strong stomach essential Box12/32
 
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2006, 01:40:40 PM »
Get off my high horse? What sort of pervert thinks child porn is OK on a GAA Discussion Board? Unbelievable!! That ITOB should be reported to the Garda! Does that childs mother know he took that photo and posted it here?

Well that is just over the top. You might be offended by the picture and have every right to say so....but to label someone who isn't offended by it a pervert is perverse in itself. You should be ashamed of making such statements :-[
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2006, 01:44:01 PM »
Poor effort there Lecale. We've all seen that one hundreds of time before about various counties/states etc. Marks - 1/10 Must do better next time.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2006, 01:47:50 PM »

Well that is just over the top. You might be offended by the picture and have every right to say so....but to label someone who isn't offended by it a pervert is perverse in itself. You should be ashamed of making such statements :-[

the skull - Would you let that pervert take photographs like that of your daughter and post them on the world wide web
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2006, 01:51:49 PM »
What's the definition of irony ?















Corny One for a Friday thread.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2006, 01:59:42 PM »
I'm nearly afraid to put this one up..........


There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he
said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see."
His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today
is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest,
your prayers will be answered."
So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts
praying himself to sleep. He wakes up half way through the night
 and realises that the night isn't over, so he prays another
hour before he falls asleep again. He finally wakes up the
 next  morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!"
His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"
The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed
and  prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this
morning and I'm still blind!"
And his mom says....... "I know, - April Fools!!"
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2006, 02:27:20 PM »
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2006, 02:31:05 PM »
if anyone is interested in forming  a lynch mob to get this poster i would be only to happy to get involved.   I have my own car and a full driving licence and am prepared to travel. i will expect milage however. I also have my own flaming torch(parafin provided) and long handled sythe.
I am not prepared to take on any leadership role as i tend to lose the head in these situations indeed i need to be kept on a very short leashe.
the weekend would really be best for me as i play squash on a tuesday and bridge on a thursday.


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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2006, 02:48:15 PM »
I'm with you on this one Guy Crouchback! let's form an orderly mob and hunt the pervert down!! Does any one no where we might start looking for the b**tard? Should we lynch a few randoms just to smoke him out. I notice he's been in hiding since late last night.
I wouldn't want to be involverd in anything too violent but if we could make him cry a bit I'm sure everyone would be satisfied.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2006, 02:59:17 PM »
what the fcuk? get a grip sky blue, porn? i dont think so... the wobblers one of jesus was worse in that it wasnt even funny...