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Qi Annual

Ah sorry about that sweetie. You go out and have a great time.

[I'm a lover not a fighter so cant comment]

WHO would win in a physical fight, puck or pints? I'm a lover not a fighter so cant comment

WHO would you have a dinner party with? (4 guests) Hardstation, ONeill, Muppet and Dinny Breen. Hardy to wait on us.

WHO are these "jokers" and "bandwagonners" that are apparently to blame for the board dying? (see gaa discussion) Leenie and Maggie

WHO is the most annoying poster? (as thread starter i feel i should excluded) I'm a lover and dont get annoyed

WHO do you think would be the most stylish? gnevin

WHO would be a culchie? brokencrossbar should be mucking out calf houses and stooking hay, but instead he dresses up like a girl

WHO are the hotties and rotties? leave this one for Bebo

WHO would be best in a verbal fight? Listen! I'm a lover not a fighter

WHO would make the best Taoiseach? Drici - would keep us all informed

WHO is the worst speller?  GAABoardmod3 - he meant to type ban Illdecide for bad jokes but typed in Hardstation instead

Back in 1977 at the height of the troubles, two lions escaped from Belfast Zoo. As they were strolling down Royal Avenue, people were screaming and running for cover.

One lion turns to the other and says "there must be a bomb scare or something".

Heard this story yesterday. Many years ago a female colleague of mine was flashed at by a man in Belfast.

She proceeded to beat the crap out of him (that's the vengeance bit finished), and later asked the police to charge him with gross indency. The police said that if they did, the man would press charges for assault, so she didnt bother.

Was it his job to check that the coast was clear?

I pity the train driver and truck driver too.

And what did Mrs Fearon get?

A slight criticism of mine is that it is a  little too centred on the North imo. Would love to hear more about the rest of the country. Still a good forum all the same.

I would agree, but where are the boys from Wicklow, Wexford, Carlow, Waterford and Kilkenny?

Even if it was a bus load of players from Harps, or Keady or Silverbridge, then its still a stretch to label it as GAA violence

07 Mar 19:30 Tyrone v Galway    Galway +1.5              - Galway
08 Mar 14:30 Mayo v Westmeath     Westmeath +4.5   - Mayo
08 Mar 14:30 Derry v Kerry    Derry +1.5                      - Kerry
08 Mar 14:30 Donegal v Dublin     Dublin +0.5               - Donegal
07 Mar 19:30 Meath v Laois     Laois +1.5                     - Laois
08 Mar 14:30 Armagh v Monaghan     Monaghan +0.5    - Monaghan BONUS
08 Mar 14:30 Kildare v Wexford     Wexford +4.5          - Wexford
08 Mar 14:30 Cork v Fermanagh     fermanagh +4.5       - Cork
07 Mar 19:30 Down v Cavan     Cavan +4.5                   - Cavan
08 Mar 14:30 Offaly v Louth     Offaly +2.5                    - Louth BONUS
08 Mar 14:30 Limerick v Tipperary     Tipperary +5.5       - Limerick
08 Mar 14:30 Roscommon v Longford     Longford +3.5  - Roscommon
08 Mar 14:30 Kilkenny v Wicklow     Kilkenny +22.5        - Wicklow
08 Mar 14:30 Clare v Waterford     Waterford +2.5         - Clare
08 Mar 14:30 London v Sligo     London +10.5               - Landan
08 Mar 14:30 Leitrim v Antrim     Leitrim +0.5                 - Antrim

My dog does this too, but doesnt get up and run into a wall!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

AIB Club Final 2016, moved to Easter on a one off, clash of the Rangers!

Cluichí
Crossmaglen Rangers 2-15     Glasgow Rangers 0-11

Toradh
Crossmaglen Rangers 2-16     Glasgow Rangers 5-12

[Dont know much about them foreign stations]

Dont know much about them foreign stations but pre 7am - Newstalk is good and post 7am Morning Ireland on Radio 1 will keep you up to date on all of whats going on. News, weather, it says in the papers, business, etc.

The thread clearly states 'Good morning Ulster' so why would you make such a pathetic effort at sarcasim.
It's gobshites like you that get the people of this island the name of being 'thick' in the eyes of a lot of others, now fcuk off back into whatever borrow you crawled out of to write such a stupid & to be honest laughable comment because we from the North have heard all this 'plastic paddy' shit from you so called 'irishmen' before.

That's a bit harsh - i thought it was a fair comment

Please remind me again - which hot babe are we talking about here?

[what would you ask him?]

I like Radio Ulster. At least they give out GAA results before the English test cricket score.

With regard to the interview with the guy who'd just received his eyesight back - what would you ask him? My guess is that every question will sound corny e.g.

How well can you see now?
How has it changed your life?

All sounds corny