Things that make you go What the F**k?

[armaghniac]

and whipped

in cream, perhaps?

[moysider]

How do you not think that's a big deal?! If she's running in this event FOR CHARITY, then people sponsor her, peopl hand over money to this good cause! And it was only a 10k FFS, not that hard! And she only could be bothered to do 1k! ITs a fuckin joke, bimbo!

She s a model and after running any distance her hair and makeup would be destroyed by sweat. She d look crap in the photos then with sweaty top, big red face on her an all, and all the bitches out there would be havin a go about the state of her. That wouldn t do now would it.

[trileacman]

How do you not think that's a big deal?! If she's running in this event FOR CHARITY, then people sponsor her, peopl hand over money to this good cause! And it was only a 10k FFS, not that hard! And she only could be bothered to do 1k! ITs a fuckin joke, bimbo!

Should she hand the money back? Are people looking their money back?

Exactly, if I threw her a fiver for charity I would hardly go looking it back because she didn't run the whole f**king thing.

The story doesn't help my opinion of her but doesn't damage it too much either.

[Declan]

MPs to investigate deputy children's commissioner's claims

It was time to "lay aside denial" about child abuse, MPs were told

MPs are to investigate the sexual exploitation of children, after an expert warned abuse was taking place "all over the country".

England's Deputy Children's Commissioner Sue Berelowitz said girls as young as 11 were being expected to perform sex acts on "line-ups of boys".

It was quite common for girls to be lured in by internet chat rooms and raped, she added.

The Commons Home Affairs Committee promised an inquiry into the claims.

It had already been investigating the child protection failings seen in Rochdale, Greater Manchester, where nine Asian men were convicted last month of sexually abusing white girls in the area. They had plied girls as young as 13 with drink and drugs.

But Ms Berelowitz said all communities and ethnic groups were affected by sexual abuse, citing cases in Derby, Rotherham, Birmingham and Dewsbury that she had heard about during her research for a report due out in September.

The committee's chairman, Labour MP Keith Vaz, said that, given this evidence, its investigation should be widened to look at the national picture.

Ms Berelowitz said: "What I am uncovering is that sexual exploitation of children is happening all over the country.
Pornography on mobile phones has definitely affected children's thresholds of what they think is normal"
"As one police officer who was the lead in a very big investigation in a very lovely, leafy, rural part of the country said to me: 'There isn't a town, village or hamlet in which children are not being sexually exploited.' The evidence that has come to the fore during the course of my inquiry is that that, unfortunately, appears to be the case.

"We should start from the assumption that children are being sexually exploited right the way across the country.

"In urban, rural and metropolitan areas, I have hard evidence of children being sexually exploited. That is part of what is going on in some parts of our country. It is very sadistic. It is very violent. It is very ugly."

In parts of London, Ms Berelowitz said, "children expect to have to perform oral sex on line-ups of boys, up to two hours at a time, from the age of 11".

It was "quite common" for girls to be lured via internet chat rooms to meet a friend, only to be met by a group of boys and gang raped in a park.

"Then another group of boys come, they take her to another part of the park and she is serially raped again," she said.

"I wish I could say to you that such things are uncommon but I'm afraid they are quite common."

'Summoned'
The deputy commissioner told the MPs that "what is being done is so terrible that people need to lay aside their denial" or risk victims being disbelieved.

Victims numbered in the "thousands" rather than "hundreds".

Young people were often acting out scenes they had seen in online pornography, she added.

In one case, boys aged 14 and 15 were "summoned" via Blackberry Messenger to the gang rape of a "very, very young girl" which lasted several days.

"Boys were being called while some were raping the girl to say 'Come, come, come, you can join in too' and they were arriving and elbowing each other out of the way to rape her."

In another case, older men were using young male gang members as a "front line" in a wider abuse network, and had even forced two of the boys to have sex and filmed it on a mobile phone to ensure their compliance.

Ms Berelowitz said: "Parents may think they can control what's going on because they can have a blockage on the computer, but the reality is children can get anything they like on their mobile phones. And they are.

"It has definitely affected children's thresholds of what they think is normal."

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[Tony Baloney]

Obviously a satirical piece rather than meant to be believed. If you thought this was an actual story then it would be WTF!

[ziggysego]

WTF Tony?!? Why would you think that?

[trileacman]

I think it's made up too.

[EagleLord]

Course its made up, thats ridiculous, altough.. it is the yanks like...

[EC Unique]

A WOMAN who refused to go to bed with her ex-husband found him having sex with her DOG soon afterwards, a jury heard today. Related Stories
Man jailed for sex with pet dog
TWISTED man is jailed after pleading guilty to performing sex acts on his pet dog
Naked Nicholas Saunders whistled Sasha the bull mastiff to his ex-wife's bedroom, it was said.

Stunned Kelly Thacker, who had gone downstairs to sleep, told police she opened the door to the shocking scene.

Prosecuting, Frank Abbott said Ms Thacker "found it difficult to believe" when she saw Saunders "clearly trying" to have intercourse with Sasha.

Mr Abbott said: "Ms Thacker just couldn't believe what she was seeing to start off with so she looked away and then looked again."

Shocked Ms Thacker told 46-year-old Saunders "in no uncertain terms" to leave her house, Mr Abbott told Gloucester Crown Court.

The dad-of-two later agreed to have a swab taken - and dog DNA was found by a forensic scientist, the court heard.

Mr Abbott said Saunders had gone to see his ex-wife - they married in 1999 and separated three years later - after being kicked out by his girlfriend.


She agreed to let him stay the night in her bedroom - but made it plain she would not be having sex with him and would be sleeping downstairs.

They chatted for half an hour before going upstairs to her bedroom where she sat on the bed as he got undressed and got in it.

The dog turned up and Saunders said to it: "You've just ruined my chances", said Mr Abbott.

He added: "You may think that he had rather hoped to have sex with his ex-wife, and the dog getting on the bed had got in the way."

Later Ms Thacker heard Saunders whistling the dog to go upstairs. She followed it up - and then saw her husband having sex with Sasha, said Mr Abbott.

The prosecutor said when Saunders was arrested he told cops the dog had got on the bed when he was naked and woken him up by licking his face.

He denied any indecent act had occurred but refused to make any further comment. The prosecutor said the jury would be hearing from forensic scientists for both the prosecution and defence.

He added: "It is not only something unusual but it is also something which you might find repulsive.

"It is something which of course is wrong and criminal to all right-thinking people."

Saunders, of Lechlade, Gloucestershire has pleaded not guilty to having intercourse with an animal.

Trial continues.

[Cold tea]

A bull mastiff wtf - pity the thing didnt bite it off him the sick bastard - obviously likes the doggy style bit too much!

[armaghniac]

Another doggy style interaction

[maddog]

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/06/29/desperate-jobseeker-sets-himself-alight-outside-selly-oak-jobcentre-97319-31284847/

[EagleLord]

What a collected, sound, emotionally stable fella. Sure who wouldnt wanna hire him!

[Denn Forever]

Peadar Hefron wasn't at work when he was blown up.  Hence he lose his claim for compensation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18664195