The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread

Started by ziggysego, March 20, 2017, 10:45:07 PM

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ziggysego

March 20, 2017, 10:45:07 PM
The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

Have at it folks. Any problems?
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ONeill

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March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

ziggysego

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March 20, 2017, 10:50:06 PM
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Sudocrem. Ollie can help.
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ONeill

#4
March 20, 2017, 11:05:05 PM
The fact that he did that in his garden is very comforting.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Orior

#5
March 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

Confused,
Maghery.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Main Street

#6
March 21, 2017, 12:26:44 AM
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Put some vick on it.

Windmill abu

#7
March 21, 2017, 12:35:55 AM
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Put some fibreglass fibres on it, then you will have a really good itch on your arse rather than an awful one.
Never underestimate the power of complaining

seafoid

#8
March 21, 2017, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Write to Stan Kroenke
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

illdecide

#9
March 21, 2017, 09:08:32 AM
Quote from: Orior on March 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

Confused,
Maghery.

you're clearly a nasty little F**ker
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

DuffleKing

#10
March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

illdecide

#11
March 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM
Quote from: DuffleKing on March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

seafoid

#12
March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Milltown Row2

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March 21, 2017, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?

Talk to someone about Brexit, it will make you feel so much better
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

Farrandeelin

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March 21, 2017, 01:16:14 PM
Quote from: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
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